Brian, The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they
make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by
the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP -
Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the
world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very
much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd
like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP
on for you."
Brian, world expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on
the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and
announces, "I am the World expert on European wasps and the sounds
that they make and yet I recognised none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into
the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, The world expert on European wasps and the sounds they make,
steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes
later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't
understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and
the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of
those!"
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant...
.
I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."