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bugger it did`nt bloody work
it will be easier doing a 100 lines
eric
i will try again later FIBBY
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Eric,
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again!
I am not going to talk you through it, go look at JeanSis's instructions, or if you prefer, do the 100 lines....................
They have to be here on EOS by 9 am sharp, else it's the cane for you young man, he he he!!!
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FIBBYUK
DID IT WORK ? OR IS IT THE CANE?
ERIC
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Haven´t got a particular joke but a great website....
www.theworldstandsup.com
This has hundreds of stand up comedy clips.
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can someone out there in cyber space let me know if my last post can be seen
thank you
eric
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Jade Goody has apparently decided to change her name and adopt the muslim faith to prove she isn't racist.
She now wants to be known as
"Yaffat Fouka"
Btw Eric Yes We Can See LOL!! This message was last edited by Candyfloss on 3/9/2007.
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Hi Eric
Yes we all can see your last post.
The beer one was better, more of those please!!!!!!!!!!!!
chrism1620
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ERIC!
Now you are turning into JeanSIs too!
Crumbs, we shall be innundated with JeanSis lookalikes by the time she returns, Gordon Bennet!!!
YES WE CAN SEE THE PIC - GO TO THE FORUM HELP SEE HOW TO RE-SIZE - OK?!!!!
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Oh I forgot, Eric, sorry the cane is definitely the punishment of the day...................
But not on here sweetness, PM me for further instructions!
He he he!!!
LOL!!!!
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Fibbyuk
where do i find forum help?
eric
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thanks justin just found it , ill give it a go tomorrow
eric
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,
"No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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Eric, I loved that one!
Here's my joke for today:
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs,
they are ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe"
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy
turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world?"
The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
"Grumpy shagged a penguin! Grumpy shagged a penguin!"
Ok, you have maybe heard it before, but it had to be told again.............soreeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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a old one but worth another look
Subject: Square testicles
>
> An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a
> > purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and
> > insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she
> > said, she had a lot of money.
> >
> > After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
> > right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
> >
> > The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
> > She placed her purse on his desk and replied, $165,000". The
> > president was
> > curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money.
> > The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
> >
> > The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
> >
> > The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your
> > testicles are square."
> >
> > The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
> > impossible to win a bet like that.
> >
> > The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
> > said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
> >
> > "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
> > testicles are not square."
> >
> > "Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
> > involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock
> > tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
> >
> > "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
> >
> > That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and
> > spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles,
> > turning them
> > this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was
> > positive that no one could
> > consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there
> > was no way he could lose the bet.
> >
> > The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at
> > the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the
> > $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were
> > square.
> >
> > The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made
> > the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants
> > etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
> >
> > The president was happy to oblige.
> >
> > The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked
> > the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the
> > president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100%
> > sure."
> >
> > The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
> > president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the
> > wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she
> > replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around
> > 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the
> > President of the Bank of Canada!"
>
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