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18 May 2010 10:40 PM by Roberto Star rating in Torremolinos. 4552 posts Send private message

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Going back to my car horn question, the other night when Malaga beat Real Madrid 1-1 and failed to get relegated, loads of nutters spent the next few hours driving around aimlessly, sounding their horns. WHY? (Just curious)



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18 May 2010 10:41 PM by ads Star rating. 4122 posts Send private message

I like this thread......it brings everyone together for a laugh....... no matter whether your balls are of Spanish or British origins.

 

 

 

 





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18 May 2010 10:47 PM by Roberto Star rating in Torremolinos. 4552 posts Send private message

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In the interest of maintaining the theme of pointless and annoying threads, perhaps we should all endeavour to use Standard Forum English (AKA bastardised English), so for example, you should of written "....weather you're balls.....)

 



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18 May 2010 11:16 PM by ads Star rating. 4122 posts Send private message

Don't like the words bastardised and English being strung together in that way Roberto. but I will try and please so here goes-

methinks car horns are used by the Spanish as a means of letting off steam, weather or not their is any logic to there actions. Put it down to a hot blooded mediterranean temperament. or or (delete as applicable).

 





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18 May 2010 11:25 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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IMHO there are far too men getting the horn!



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18 May 2010 11:31 PM by ads Star rating. 4122 posts Send private message

Hear here...p.s.  you missed out "many"........ at least I presume you didn't mean two men........





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18 May 2010 11:39 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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That comes from me trying to multitask, sorry. Yes, I omitted the word 'many' as you said. (Back to Skyping & to Facebook).



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18 May 2010 11:47 PM by ads Star rating. 4122 posts Send private message

Night all.

I'm off to string sum dreams together. To much two suppose that I might wake up and find that all our worries re Spanish justice threads might have have disappeared overnight. (sorry couldn't resist).





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19 May 2010 9:51 AM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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However did I get roped into encouraging Roberto?



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19 May 2010 11:33 AM by TechNoApe Star rating in Duquesa, Manilva. 1277 posts Send private message

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Talking of Horny men in Spain...

I installed a new horn on me Jeep Wrangler the other day, and Boy! Is it loud!!!!

It's actually a two-tone Air Horn!

During the celebrations when Malaga beat Real Madrid, I joined in, and you should have seen everyone turn around and look, and with a big smile on their faces! So they strung along with me, and we formed a sting of cars around Sabinillas.

Me horny was so loud, I think you could have heard me were you live Roberto!

Ooops! It appears you did!



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19 May 2010 11:36 AM by TechNoApe Star rating in Duquesa, Manilva. 1277 posts Send private message

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More,

Long may we rope people into this thread and keep stringing them along!

We don't want to stitch this thread up, so if people go off topic, then we need to tell them to get knotted.



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19 May 2010 11:52 AM by goodstich44 Star rating in northampton. 1648 posts Send private message

TechNo

I just think you have a secret desire to be a Stringfellow!!

Have you heard about the parachutes supplied to the Spanish ministry for justice.  All free of charge, no strings attached.





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19 May 2010 1:27 PM by ads Star rating. 4122 posts Send private message

Perhaps Technoape and Roberto might like to join a string quartet and practice their stringalongs together?

 





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19 May 2010 1:33 PM by goodstich44 Star rating in northampton. 1648 posts Send private message

ads

oh I don't know?, could be too many 'nots'?





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20 May 2010 10:20 PM by crostrad Star rating. 92 posts Send private message

I could've used the string this afternoon. Had to go to my dentist to have a wisdom tooth pulled. My nice lady dentist said "Hmm-it's quite mobile"  ( loose to you and me) and proceeded to yank it out in about 3 minutes. She then charged me 40 quid.

What a great earner, if I had the string and a door knob I coulda done it myself and been 40 quid better off. This could have been squandered on food and drink.

I'm now thinking of setting up as a cut price dentist. I got a fresh ball of string and a nice heavy door with a heavy duty door knob on it.

Any takers? (it won't hurt-honest)





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20 May 2010 11:48 PM by Roberto Star rating in Torremolinos. 4552 posts Send private message

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Or a piece of string and a brick?

 



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21 May 2010 11:24 AM by ads Star rating. 4122 posts Send private message

Methinks potential for abusive use of string in progress here  ........ suggest counter measures urgently required to eradicate abusive practices!!!





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21 May 2010 11:34 AM by crostrad Star rating. 92 posts Send private message

Excellent Roberto !    The brick and string opens up a whole new field of opportunity.

With these simple yet effective tools of my trade I can offer a Mobile Extraction Supafast Service (or MESS as we like to call it).  All in the privacy of the patients' own street.

With the aid of multiple lengths of string and something a bit heavier ( breeze block maybe) we could offer cut price mass tooth removal events in deprived neighbourhoods.

I would of course need a fee collector (bagman) and chauffeur (getaway driver)

When can you start?

Do you think it would be more hygenic to use fresh string for each job,or could we cut costs by retrieving and rinsing the used string after each event.





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21 May 2010 1:12 PM by goodstich44 Star rating in northampton. 1648 posts Send private message

ads

how about Aifos bosses testicles?





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21 May 2010 1:51 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Ahem, for testicles read balls!



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