Xmas dinner

Hi Margaret,

Stay on here long enough and you will see that ANY thread can and probably will turn into ANYTHING.!!

 It's like Chinese whispers don't you think? Start with a simple question about Xmas dinner and next thing you're advised  that a diet of ice cream works perfectly well if you're on female hormones and contemplating a sex change op. And to cap that you end up with 1000's of guests on Xmas day who you don't know from Adam. There's never a dull moment with these guys. I'll not say, 'and Rixxy', 'cos apparently she's/he's had the op. and is now a woman who was a man. If you follow me?

It's a mad house.

Eh? Have I missed an invite somewhere?

Are we all meeting up in Ikea Malaga for Xmas Dinner?

I like the meatballs, I think they are Swedish, they may be Spanish though as they can't bring them all the way from Sweden and still keep them so fresh, but then maybe they fly them over, in which case they could be Sweedish who knows, but anyway, I don't think they will have them on the menu for Xmas Dinner. Phew........take a breath.......................

Anyway.......................

Has anyone got the Xmas dinner menu and what time are we doing it?!

Balli...I give in. Xmas dinner at IKEA, but only if I can have mince pies with my coffee, and I don't mean Swedish mince as in meatballs.

Margaret

I'm only coming if I can have Sweed with my Xmas dinner.

Do they do mashed Swedish Sweed in Sweden, or in Ikea which is Swedish, in Spain?

Confused?

And this is BEFORE the Xmas wine flows! (Is that Sweedish wine in Ikea? Do they have grapevines in Sweden or do they import Spanish grapes to make Swedish wine, then send it back to Spain to serve in Ikea which is Swedish?!?!

The drink of IKEAland is Swedish mulled wine, better known as Glogg, doesn't that sound delicious. Should be served hot, probably doesn't taste so bad then. It does include vodka though, so those Swedes seem to know how to keep warm at Xmas time.

p.s.

There are 4 vineyards in Sweden.

That should go down well glogg, glogg glogg!

So if I have this correct, we are bingeing on xmas day in Ikea with Swedish meatballs and hot glogg that Margaret Magees daughter is cooking with the turkey.

Follwed by ice-cream and female (or male ) hormones for afters!

Must go shave my beard for the big day!!!

Now, that's the menu and the venue sorted, what about the dress code? You will have to shave the chest hairs too, Rixxy, they don't look flattering when peeking out from the low cut little black dress.

Aw shucks! I thought I would just plait them with a couple of gold or silver beads for the season

Guess I had better do the thick black wavy ones on my........................................legs as well!

Well, I am still thinking of having that Swede for Christmas dinner! Dont know many Swedish guys, but guess there are some gorgeous ones!! Shush now hubby on his way home from work! better just start thinking of where to go for Xmas lunch again!!

Trish x

Rixxy

Your posts "paint " a delightful picture!

Watch out for the razor rash!!!

Noreen

Rixxy,

What a trendsetter you are. I wish I had a little shop that sold gold and silver beads. I would make a fortune. Bling on!!

Margaret

Might weave a thin glittery red thread through as well....., razor rash - I had forgotten that what with wearing trousers all the time. I shall get some buttercream, chocolate flavoured, to ensure a smooth silky skin

Ohhhh getting just SOOOO excited now!

But you gotta co-ordinate them!

Is anyone volunteering to let IKEA know we are coming....They will have to organise some staff, I don't do self-service at Xmas.

Can coordinate the threads......................although sometimes not too good at that...................depends on vino intake!!

I'm sure Ikea will welcome us with open arms ( not !! )