Where to Live in Spain...and Why?

Roberto! Now a good honest and sensible man like yourself surely wouldnt know about such things.....Or is there somethng you would like to share???

Actually I was thinking of Bridget Jones knickers to be on the safe side! And no talking!!!

Hi Valf,

What are the symptoms of the condition you mentioned.

I could look it up on the net, but I am being lazy!

Rixxy & Roberto.......stop being naughty!

But I do agree with Roberto's suggestion.......................and what's wrong with Briget's knickers anyway?

Mine are like that.............................

The only problem with Bridget's knickers is that I prefer my mud wrestlers in something a little more figure hugging.

And before anyone castigates me for going off topic, I'm not. This thread has started me seriously considering moving to Torrevieja.......and why? Need I explain?

Hey Roberto, what are you insinuating?!

My Bridget Joen's DO hug my figure................for the fuller lady, fuller meat pies, cream cakes, etc, he he he!!!

Would a cork or a rubber bung do the same job as a femidom - actually not sure I even know what a femidom looks like or what exactly they are!! God to have got this far in life and not know these things - such an innocent!!

Rob if you want some company moving up there I am your man - mud wrestling - hmm midgets or standard size? and could we smoke a Cuban and sip our brandies at the same time?

How many mud wrestlers you got Roberto??

Nada wrong with B Joneses and I meant that they cover all the angles as it were........ for worm penetration

OK gonna shut up now meethinks.

Well

I'm going to have a go in there if I find it this time. Don't think I walked up far enough. But if it is as smelly as they say shouldn't be too hard to find.  P.S. Not going in nakie and now I'm scared of the worms!!!! Do I, Don't I?????? Confused.com !!!

If you dont you will wonder for the rest of your life - what if???? !

So go in and if the worms feel nice, let me know and Ill join you!

I paddled in there when I was last over.

I had hot swollen feet and I thought it may be better than just a paddle in sea water.

It's slimy.

Laury

Oh Dear

I'm being put off by the minute. There I was expecting to come out looking like Sharon Stone and all I'll get by the look of things are worms in unmentionable places and squidgy feet. Nice one Rixxy, see you want me to go in first!!!

Hah - not daft me!!

You could still look by Sharon Stone but then the worms might get you......!

I prefer Tia Maria Roberto as your offering!

I reckon us girls would just luuuuuuuurve to see a croc and a monkey wrestling in the mud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Pray tell - how did Cuban Dwarves come into this???

Smiley and Rob,

In your dreams mates!!!!  I'm not wrestling with worms for anyone  .