There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future.One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish,"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa."The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack.
A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma." The next day his poor grandmother was hit by a bus while crossing the street -- she never felt a thing.
A month or so later, the little boy was praying and said, "God blessMommy, goodbye Daddy."
His father panicked. He had himself driven, very carefully and slowly, to work, by an armed guard in an armored security truck he hired. He couldn't concentrate, however, thinking about those words,"Goodbye Daddy." He finally came home early, but very carefully.
He was met at the front door by his wife, who said, "What do you think happened today, dear? The most awful thing -- the milkman dropped dead on the back porch."
OR
I was thinking of becoming a clairvoyant myself. I gave it up as I couldn't see a future in it
Sorry bout that!
Edited cos I just made one up -----
A bloke got five years in prison for hitting a clairvoyant who was really miserable.
The same judge gave another bloke an unconditional discharge for hitting a clairvoyant who kept smiling and telling jokes.
The moral of the story? Always try to strike a happy medium.
(Go on, have a good groan)
This message was last edited by bobaol on 9/4/2008.