>>>>>>
>>>>>>* These are genuine clips from British Council flat (apartment)
>>>>>>tenants
>>>>>> > complaining to the Council about problems with their flats
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*
>>>>>> > 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
>>>>>>has fungus growing in it.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
>>>>>> > just
>>>>>>can't take it anymore.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every
>>>>>> > morning
>>>>>>at 6 a.m.his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
>>>>>>please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me
>>>>>>every
>>>>>>night.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls
>>>>>> > against
>>>>>>my fence.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
>>>>>>satisfy my wife.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from
>>>>>> > the
>>>>>>wall.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife
>>>>>>tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50%
>>>>>> > are
>>>>>> > plain filthy.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until
>>>>>> > it
>>>>>>is cleared.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
>>>>>>colour & amp; not fit to drink.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
>>>>>>burnt my knob off.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 17. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden,
>>>>>> > which
>>>>>>is unsightly and dangerous.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 18. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like
>>>>>> > a
>>>>>>third so please send someone round to do something about it.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly
>>>>>> > when
>>>>>>he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
>>>>>
>>>>>> > 20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside
>>>>>> > toilet
>>>>>>roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>