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16 Oct 2012 16:59 by foxbat Star rating in Granada. 1114 posts Send private message

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Blagged shamelessly from another blog...

My missus bought a paperback
In Asda…… Saturday,
I had a look inside the bag
T’was "Fifty Shades of Grey"


Well I just left her to it, see,
And went off up to bed
An hour later, she appeared
Oh the sight filled me with dread!


In her hand she held a rope
The other, held a whip!
She brandished them around a bit
And then began to strip….


Well forty years or so, ago,
I might have had a peek
But Doris hasn’t weathered well
She’s sixty-eight next week.


Watching Doris bump and grind
Couldn’t be much grimmer…
And things progressed from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer !


She struggled back up to her feet,
A good half hour later,
Put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her !!!


Now if you knew our Doris, see,
You’d know just why I cringed.
I’d been two months in traction, cos
My hips and knees unhinged.


She stood there nude. All naked, like,
Bent forward quite a bit…. and
Jumping back in fright I went
And stood on her left tit.


Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,
My word. What HAD I done ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out
"Step on the OTHER one !!!"


Well reader, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my dark brown hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.



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16 Oct 2012 17:03 by tamaraessex Star rating in Colmenar, Malaga. 508 posts Send private message

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 Excellent :-)  Thanks Foxy!


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16 Oct 2012 18:22 by sandra Star rating in . 810 posts Send private message

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16 Oct 2012 19:00 by formentera costa Star rating. 369 posts Send private message




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16 Oct 2012 20:43 by Poppyseed Star rating. 898 posts Send private message

That was so funny....!



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17 Oct 2012 07:02 by SpanishTogs Star rating in Gales. 174 posts Send private message

Brilliant - thanks for a bright start to my day!


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17 Oct 2012 11:38 by lindaw164 Star rating in Glasgow and Jardins .... 253 posts Send private message

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Brightened up this wet and dreary day.  Thanks !!



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