HI LOW

Dear Mr Crocodile!

Whilst I do apologize to your somewhat sensitive nature, seemingly lurking below that tough leathery exterior, I can assure you we will not be posting any photgraphs of anything we may or may not get up to whilst hopefully enjoying each others company.

As you may read within this thread, the content of these posts do not seem to be enraging anyone of a delicate nature and in any case like you are able to do of your own free will and just look away!

I remain yours,

Tiddler !

Well I go off for my lunch and siesta to spend it topping up my tan for tomorrow and I see there has been a lot of activity. Smiley I have looked at some of your threads in this forum and while it seems that you are a very respected member that last remark has made you seem perhaps a little bit of a tool! I have noticed that you seemed to be quite humourous when you wanted to be previously and could even be accused of being flirtatious with other members of the forum such as Fibby Rixy and Jeansis when she was around but now you seem to have dried up if that is possible for a crocodile.

All that Harrison (sorry I meant Tiddler) and I are trying to do is have a little fun. We will meet tomorrow hopefully (although he still hasnt PM'd me to confrim whether he can pick me up so perhaps he has second thoughts) and have a drink or two and who knows we might enjoy one anothers company and take it to the next level but I assure you that this is all very innocent. As to rubbing oil over one another it seems as if your leathery skin could do with some lubricant of its own and perhaps your teeth should be ground down a little, or are you getting tetchy in your old age? As Tiddler says if you cant enjoy the fun then why not do the other thing and leave those of us in this thread that are enjoying it to have some fun. We wont post anything of a sensitive nature unless there is a resounding demand for us  to do so and I promise there would be nothing offensive to a family site.The last time I checked we still live in a democracy where we have freedom of choice to go where we please whenever we want as long as it is within the bounds of the laws of the land. Justin has not said we cannot have this chat thread so I for one am happy to be bound by him. Go back to your lair where you belong and come out when your mood is less aggressive.

Tiddler are you still going to meet tomorrow. If so I need you to reply to my PM and whether you are able to collect me. In fact if you prefer we could take a bottle of wine down to the pool on my urb for a drink if you wish. Its very nice and quite secluded and quiet during the day at this time of year. I doubt you will find any artefacts there to arouse your interest but there other diversions such as a jacuzzi and some great views and the gardens are very peaceful.

Excellent support from you Morerosado.

My dear Diablo, I have not received any message and I have been looking in earnest through my emails for your reply. I though perhaps you had decided against meeting me, not that would be a problem and if you are at all unsure than please do not feel you have to go through with it.

Failing that it would be my pleasure to collect you, but I must warn you in advance I have an open top sportscar, so if you are concerned about tangling your hair then perhaps you would car to wear a scarf or a hat.

I think its maybe more sensible to take you to a lovely beach chiringuito I know, there arent too many people around and the view is amazing. After a coffee, perhaps lunch and some wine then perhaps we can explore the gardens, but only if you are comfortable with that. Lets see how we go.

Take care and see you tomorrow but please resend the message otherwise I wont know where to collect you from!

Smiley - what a good sport! I have had a pm saying you are normally great fun and one of the good guys.

You could join in the interaction at any time, although that should be Diablo's decision!

Having said that, Im not sure I could fit you into my car as well....

Mind the handbags!

I cant quite imagine you as a kiwi!

Thank you for the young thing compliment, you are a kind man!

Enjoy your evening, Im having a beer on my terrace at the moment

Have good fun tomorrow you guys - I for one will be in suspense waiting for a blow by blow account  - nice to read about good weather as well - we're all swimming for the shore over here!!

Gina - for Gods sake get out of that bucket (or is that where you keep the voddy )

A  "blow by blow account "   ANNIE ............   

I'm off to wet my whistle

Smiley - your patronage was merely  a wild guess!

And yes perhaps we are acting rather frivolously, but then what is life for if not for enjoyment and pleasure?

I have worked hard and sacrificed much of my younger life whach now luckily enables me to enjoy the simple pleasures in life, a good meal, good wine, good company and not to have to get up in the mornings should I wish not to.

All I could do with is some permanent fun company in my life and I would be complete.

Well, onto the next beer before some friends arrive for a bbq - luckily they feel sorry for a lonely soul such as I and have offered to cook it!

Have a great evening everyone - I will have to check later to see if Diablo has sent me a message as so far nothing has arrived!

We will keep you all duly informed.

Tiddler

"Trust you to see the smutty side ROSEMARY "  

(I notice you are on my wavelength, Smiley !   )

Siempre on your wavelength - I have the measure of you - a Rose by any other name!!

Tiddler what the hell is patronage - I thought it was patron saint or perhaps customer - or maybe I am just a tin of boot polish - dunno about good wine, in myu experience by the third bottle any wine will do - you are a lucky bloke to have friends to come and do the barbie (wish I could find a Barbie) - I thought it was always the blokes that cooked the bbq - in my experience anyway. Hope you get the call from Diablo and wish you lots of enjoyable company - with her or anyone else for that matter - have a good one and dont cremate your meat! Any time your lonely you can always give me a bell and we can go out for a beer or two - bit of a lonely soul myself and we can compare notes on the sacrifices we have made in pursuit of excellence - not to mention happiness - guess thats why we live here!

Tiddler I have sent a PM again and hopefully you will get it this time. If I had known you were having a barbecue I could have come and cooked for you. I spent some time in the catering business a while back and I have been known to serve up some spectacular dishes. Presentation even of the simplest food has always been important . Unlike a lot of women I am happy to stand with my tongs and basting brush at the ready by smokey coals and always make sure that everything is well cooked. The secret is to ensure that the fire is out but everything is still hot. That way nothing gets burned but is all evenly done!  

Hola! Sorry Smiley - after a couple of the naughty stuff I cant seem to spell very well! Parentage I meant to put - ie where you mentioned you were from Kiwiland! Guess I am lucky to have friends and they are good pals too. I can cook but then again why bother!!!

Yes would love to meet up with you, Im sure we can have some fun.

Gosh Diablo,, I wish I had known about your other skills! I darent put here what I am thinking but I am over the moon your message came through this time!

If I had known you would have come to the bbq I would have invited you but didnt want to be too presumptious. We can always arrange our own hot smouldering coals at a later stage - maybe even beachside!!!

Yes certainly I will bring what you asked for  - it will be most certainly my pleasure!

See you tomorrow, 12pm. Have a lovely evening yourself

Hmmmmm - a rose by any other name ......................... - I nearly typed that I'd be waiting in suspenders (ie, in suspense!) but didn't know if that was a northern expression - glad I didn't now .

Tiddler - now I,m wondering what the hell was asked for ..................on the other hand, perhaps you'd better not say .

In the fullness of time all will be revealed Or maybe not if it is causing you lot so much interest and anticiaption.

Blimey!

Lose the internet connection for a few days and look what I miss!

I have spent the last hour with bated breath reading this thread, and  now, I hve the map spread out checking how long it will take me to drive from Costa Blanca to Del Sol in the nippy little Polo I have hired.

Actually, if Smiley is at a loose end, me and you could chaperone these two hot young lusters.

Up for it Smiley? Well, not that sort of....well....you know what I mean..........do you fancy it...........oh gawd....can't get out of this now...........what I mean is, shall we do it..............oh crikey, what I mean Smilley is shall we go with them!

There! Managed it!

Rgds,