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25 Nov 2012 12:22 AM by foxbat Star rating in Granada. 1112 posts Send private message

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You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........

  F...ing mosquito!



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25 Nov 2012 8:39 AM by Jimbofinn Star rating in Chiclana De La Front.... 224 posts Send private message

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When I 1st read it, I thought WTF but having read it again I LMFAO - brightened up my day it did.



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25 Nov 2012 8:52 AM by tamaraessex Star rating in Colmenar, Malaga. 508 posts Send private message

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Hahaha! Nice one :-)

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25 Nov 2012 10:08 AM by sandra Star rating in . 812 posts Send private message

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In your dreams pal!!!

After reading the last line, which I missed before..............................................

once again...............

Brilliant!!


 


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25 Nov 2012 12:05 PM by Patty_1 Star rating in Hertfordshire. UK. .... 1062 posts Send private message

 

that really made me laugh this morning I needed that and it has cheered me up a have my sense of humour back again.  

 


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