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27 Jul 2010 12:00 AM by redsam79 Star rating in Los Pacos, Costa del.... 192 posts Send private message

 
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

  If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


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27 Jul 2010 3:52 PM by claire T Star rating in Torremendo, Orihuela. 689 posts Send private message

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Wonderful!  Loved them, am sure other members will have lots more to add!



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27 Jul 2010 4:46 PM by Patty_1 Star rating in Hertfordshire. UK. .... 1062 posts Send private message

 Yes have to agree Brilliant!!!!!!!!



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