love spain

 Stillgoin, just loved the 'arranged nuptuals' bit!

hey stillgoing

ok i know its a sunday but prepaired doesnt sound like a arranged marriage , you sure linda's comment has started that thought

hey alanrob

 I dont think it has touched a nerve yet , wait for the morning when the whingers are online at the free wifi spots drinking there €1 coffee making it last an hour or two  as " spanish adsl" costs to much for them

 excuse me alan BUT YOUR LAST POST IMPLYED ENJOYMENT!

i feel i must protest at such positivity and i feel you might like to consider my forthcoming post grad course

HOW TO ACHIEVE TOTAL NEGATIVITY

i should advise you it is nearly fully subscribed and i already have complaints that many now wont be able to come with their freinds

just think if  you do it you could call yourself MR MEGA  NEGA TEN WE COULD GO ON TO CONVERT THE WORLD

and really how can you pay 1eu for coffee you should complain!

ok pre-paired sound better?

 Hi in_the_sun, we have a few 'giri' cafes in our pueblo, they are notorious among the locals. Some of the proprietors are even beginning to understand English, as long as it is spoken loudly and slowly.

AlanRob

Oh My God , they have been speaking to my dad ! My dad when he speaks spanish does the loud slow english thing PMSL !

 :)

 btw, what was this thread about????

 wow alan how interesting spaniards learning whingin english

i suppose they would want to be good at devloping this new concept

i can see it now bilingual whingin clubs nationwide

i think the loud slow english thing was invented by jerome k jerome in the 1880s or nineties i am sure he would be proud to know how far it has developed

i think the thread was about people who complain about spain and some people love it oh oh heres a thought , every one do one thing they miss about england

ok heres mine : the weather( can i uncross my fingers now ? )

 the prices got chicken breast here this week 2eu

checked sainsburys was 12 quid!

not to mention the booze and fags

oh and the council tax for having the bin emtied once a fortnight

sorry thats four feel free to moan

now i need a fag and a drink after the fond memories

hey thats just plain greedy !

you forgot the extremely large messures of vodka or gin or what ever you drink when you go to a bar in the uk , oh and not to mention the cost ! dont you all love paying marbella prices ina country pub in england for 80 % less lol , i miss it so much

 Well I think you are all being a bit pedantic now, I miss my daughter and  shoppy shops,but thats why I drive there in the winter for a fix so I can come home and be smug he he he 

hey i dont think anyone said they didnt miss shops in the uk could be why we all go to gib now and then or is that cigrette smuggerling lol , and family you need to get organised and them to come see you , sure they would prefer sun and to see you than rain and see you :-"

 Nah, my daughter was bought up here so its just same  old home to her. No fags for me thanks YUK but dont  mind a cheap glass of vino now and then.......

hi in the sun

didnt think they had shops in uk thought they were rip of joints

and i dont go to gib too many depressing memories of Y UK

Exactly, if you don't like Spain and are not willing to at least try and integrate, why are you here?  Go home an enjoy the rain and miserable Brits.

 was it manuel in fawltey towers who pronounced god morning as good moaning if so i think i now understand what that meant

hey stillgoing

 nah i think it was the english guy who was pretending to be a french policeman in Allo Allo

 thats it ta

perhaps they should do a remake set on the costas with him impersonating an expat

perhaps he could ask for un cafe cargardo always getsb a laugh as long as they translate it in subtitles