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09 Mar 2009 00:00 by terryandjill Star rating in Condado de Alhama Lo.... 118 forum posts Send private message

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Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Terry and Jill

 



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09 Mar 2009 16:59 by Hamibabe Star rating in West Mids. 1317 forum posts Send private message

Hi Terry & Jill

Thank you for adding a bit of laughter to my otherwise dull day.

If you have  more I would love to read them.

Jan



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09 Mar 2009 17:08 by Alison&Simon Star rating in Hamilton,Scotland - .... 1102 forum posts Send private message

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Hi Jill & Terry

Can you now send us the answer sheet ?

Ali

 



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09 Mar 2009 17:15 by terryandjill Star rating in Condado de Alhama Lo.... 118 forum posts Send private message

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lol, good to laugh for a minute eh?

Talk soon Ali

Jill



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