I thought that the following might help potential buyers.
Panoramic sea views - With the assistance of a telescope or high power binoculars the sea is just visible.
A short walk to the beach - If you're a greyhound.
Convenient for the motorway - Overlooking the AP-7.
Close to bars and restaurants - Situated on a main road.
An award winning development - In 1975
Fully furnished - Couldn't find anyone to take it away.
Re-modeled bathroom - The washing machine is now in a cupboard.
American style kitchen - Native American.
Pet friendly - Two Pitbulls live next door.
Good rental potential - Would suit a couple of hookers.
This property is on sale for half of the bank's valuation - Albeit they would snatch your hand off for an offer of a third.
