Killer at Condado !!!

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08 Sep 2013 14:11 by Billbo Star rating in Hartlepool & Jardine.... 654 forum posts Send private message

Beware, there is a killer on the loose at Condado.......................ME .

I have recently spent the best euro of my life at the Chinese store at Camposol. 3 plastic fly swats for a euro. The pesky blighters always had the upper hand as I used to thrash about like a madman when they buzzed around my ears and face when I was trying to do a bit of work or they always homed in on my freshly made sandwiches for lunch. Problem was that I never used to kill many of the dam things and they were back a mili-second later to irritate the life out of me. Anyway, armed with my swatters, I can boast a better strike rate than Robin Van Percie and feel that I can now, together with my team of spiders (see pictures posted today) hold my own against this scourge of my peace.

This message was last edited by Billbo on 08/09/2013.


This message was last edited by Billbo on 08/09/2013.

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08 Sep 2013 20:32 by suea Star rating in Bishop Auckland and .... 16 forum posts Send private message

Brill, like it, swat them all for me


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14 Sep 2013 19:14 by davensue Star rating. 14 forum posts Send private message

We bought a rechargeable one that electrocutes them from the Chinese shop. Never seen my other half so happy!


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14 Sep 2013 19:15 by davensue Star rating. 14 forum posts Send private message

We bought a rechargeable one that electrocutes them from the Chinese shop. Never seen my other half so happy!


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14 Sep 2013 21:28 by igw Star rating in East Lothian. 81 forum posts Send private message

Do 'them from the Chinese shop' not object? :<)


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14 Sep 2013 22:27 by davensue Star rating. 14 forum posts Send private message

lol it's about time this forum got it's sense of humour back!


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14 Sep 2013 23:03 by gill21 Star rating. 93 forum posts Send private message

Pmsl ..... That really tickled me 😂


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15 Sep 2013 07:56 by dakey Star rating in Manchester(Miggleton.... 2607 forum posts Send private message

I have an infallable trick that works a treat. Get an empty 'Mr muscle' type spray bottle and fill it with just plain old water. When you get pestered by flies just simply spray them with water and they imediately cannot fly. then just apply your trusty fly swatter at your own leisure. Works every time for me and you have a bit of fun as well.

Dakey




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15 Sep 2013 13:50 by Redrose Star rating in Norwich. 233 forum posts Send private message

That's a bit evil! No sport in that, lol


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15 Sep 2013 15:18 by deskell Star rating. 94 forum posts Send private message

I've found when having a BBQ on the roof terrace it attracts flies flies and effin more flies, found the solution
Open a tin of sardines, pilchards etc, throw them over your neighbours all and hey presto no flies whilst I cook
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18 Sep 2013 12:32 by davensue Star rating. 14 forum posts Send private message

Do the flies prefer fish in tomato sauce or oil? lol


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18 Sep 2013 14:19 by hamibabe Star rating in West Mids. 1317 forum posts Send private message

igw

Oh boy did I enjoy your comment.

I was having a really bad day but I am still laughing now. Thank you, I feel much better now

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