13 Apr 2014 11:29 PM:

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09 Apr 2014 5:33 PM:

 

21 Mar 2014 8:04 AM:

A nurse walks in to a bank exhausted after a long 18 hour shift and prepares to write a cheque. She tries to write it and then realises that she is using a rectal thermometer instead. Without missing a beat she tells the teller " Thats great, some arsehole has got my pen!"

Dakey

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17 Mar 2014 11:42 PM:

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14 Mar 2014 10:27 AM:

My wife said I am obsessed with 'only fools and horses' I am not having that and decided to leave so I got my suitcase from the van.....

Dakey

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