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12 Oct 2008 12:00 AM by auntielinda Star rating in San Miguel de Salina.... 646 forum posts Send private message

Having spent the last few months looking at all that's been written about how  crooked and bent the builder San Jose is, how corrupt the Spanish legal system is, how unprofessional spanish solicitors are, I've decided that there is loads of money too be made from the spanish property market and I wish you all to have the chance of owning a slice of real estate (that's actually built) here in Spain.

FOR SALE

Two bedroomed, second floor apartment commanding sea views, in La Zenia, Orihuela Costa. Fully furnished with off road parking. Price 65,000 euros cash only.


Okay, I put my hand up. no I don't own the apartment but I do hold the keys. Just thought that if San Jose managed to sell property's he doesn't own thought I'd sell one of his that I don't own.

If antone's interested or daft enough (SARC members please read above again) to think this is for real please PM me with details of how you are going to get the cash to me.

Cheers

Dave, Auntie Linda's long suffering other half.


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12 Oct 2008 6:42 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

Way to go !!!   Dave/ Auntie Linda after all possession is nine tenths of the law .  I want to see SJ sort out this mess or I want to see them all rot in jail as they probably will by the time this is through .That is if they or any of their money are still in Spain. I fear not . Dirty rats !!!!


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12 Oct 2008 10:21 PM by alm100 Star rating. 6 forum posts Send private message

Please be aware, FIN and JA are the same and they are both ALM in disguise, they live in cyberspace and just like causing mayhem on these forums, how suckered in most of you have been!!!!

Things like minsey threating violence, please!!!!!


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12 Oct 2008 10:54 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

Hi alm 100 what stone did you crawl out from ?


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12 Oct 2008 11:06 PM by alm100 Star rating. 6 forum posts Send private message

The smaller stone behind you.


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12 Oct 2008 11:27 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

Tony et al  you are all  sad ! This is not a game !


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13 Oct 2008 8:04 AM by briando55 Star rating in Yorkshire. 1982 forum posts Send private message

Hi Dave

Im interested but

I bet there is some spanish law that says i have to grease the palms of the local mayor, pay up front for rights to use my toilet, donate to the local farmers.............and then have to knock down and re-build due to the new legislation called 'lets bugger up the foreigners'

For those reasons....im out....but good luck, nice idea.

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13 Oct 2008 2:55 PM by auntielinda Star rating in San Miguel de Salina.... 646 forum posts Send private message

REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE - 64,995 euros

Owner needs cash for flight ticket to Phillipines.

Come on SARC members one of you must be able to see a good deal when its in front of you.

Ha! Ha! Ha! I know it's my warped sense of Humour!!!

Cheers

Dave

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13 Oct 2008 5:18 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

The Philippines why not Mauritius you could by the Director's wife a cocktail and admire her vast shoe collection.


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13 Oct 2008 7:08 PM by auntielinda Star rating in San Miguel de Salina.... 646 forum posts Send private message


Brian

If you want the apartment you have 1st refusal
Never mind the Mayor,  you will be greasing tha palms of  "La Presidente" that is my new unpaid job I'm off to see the Mayor tomorrow though not of Orihuela. 
Oh isnt that where SJ have the company registered hey all,  it definately makes a change to have a lighter thread
Might start posting more

And  to you JA possesion is nine tenths of the law in the UK so it MUST be here in Spain well SJ  have my money and have fleeced us so I'll return the favour. Come on Brian let's talk money

GAL


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13 Oct 2008 7:27 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

AuntieLinda I am interested in the apartment ,only I was wondering if you would accept an IOU .You see there is this really reputable developer that owes me money  . What do you say  ? I could do you an nice little colourful BG with my nine year old nephews post office set official stamp the lot go on what do you  say  ? Deal or no deal ?  The rental potential will be amazing I would be prepared to cut you a % come on .What do you say  ?  perhaps me and Braindo could go halves the reputable developer owes him money too. Deal ?

Ps hope all is going well with your real Spanish house the one you can actually see and touch and have .Enjoy you 2 deserve it . JA

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13 Oct 2008 7:36 PM by Darren_Michelle Star rating. 167 forum posts Send private message

Julie Anne

Sorry but look further into this deal, the neighbours are real a**holes and unbearable to live with.........ie ME !!!!

Linda, great idea, can we rent it lol !!!! i have my I.O.U written out already. (hope you've both settled in well !)

D&M


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13 Oct 2008 9:46 PM by briando55 Star rating in Yorkshire. 1982 forum posts Send private message

Daz/Linda

If the balcony is more than one floor up i dont trust myself reading some of the postings.......either i will throw myself off or throw my computer off.

Or dress up an efigy......call it sarc...and chuck it off........would that constitute spanish hooliganism?

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13 Oct 2008 10:05 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

Briando I think you could get  a SpASBO for that be careful now ! 
is there a Spanish equivalent to an ASBO or is it a Brit only  youth culture badge of honour ?


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14 Oct 2008 6:56 PM by auntielinda Star rating in San Miguel de Salina.... 646 forum posts Send private message

JA & Brian

If you want half shares then I need your IOU up front b4 I release any keys.
As this time I must get them checked over for authenticity 
Since my old man started this thread I have had a pm from a forum member who doesn't like the fact I am making SJ a laughing stock


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14 Oct 2008 7:08 PM by TonyMal Star rating in Oxfordshire. 1090 forum posts Send private message

Hi All,
Well Linda as well as being curt you also bend the truth do you not? My PM had nothing to do with taking the mick out of SJ or HdT, it was about your  logon  making snipes about SARC and its members. It is ashame that you missed that .I do not mind any one having a laugh but as I said in the PM I wish you well but you obviously do not reciprocate, A Polite question; Do you have a BG?
All the best
 I WANT MY HOUSE
Tony R17 18

10/14/2008 6:49:00 PM

auntielinda

Sent to:

TonyMal
Tony
I am my own person and don't take kindly to unsolicited emails please refrain from making remarks about me in a pm if you have a problem then please post it for all to see
Linda
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10/14/2008 12:04:00 PM

TonyMal

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auntielinda
Hi Linda,
i thought that you were quite a responsible  person. Making sniping remarks is really not necessary and does none of us any good. I stated a while ago that I was pleased that you had managed to get your self sorted out.
I wish you well
Tony



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14 Oct 2008 7:09 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

Wonder who that was .SJ don't need any help in that department they can manage fine on their own   .I may need to get a survey though to check for dampness ,building faults etc can't be to careful .


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14 Oct 2008 7:11 PM by TonyMal Star rating in Oxfordshire. 1090 forum posts Send private message

And yet another mid numbing boringly predicatable and not worth reading excutiatingly daft and oh so uniteresting and badly done JA..........reminds me of PEPSI

Yes. I can make silly posts but this is not what the forum is about. i thought it was about sharing inforamation and helping one and other. It is a shame a few just wish to look clever ( in their own eyes) and waste the time of others but there you go, it takes all sorts.

All the best

I WANT MY HOUSE
Tony R17 18

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14 Oct 2008 7:14 PM by julie anne Star rating. 1103 forum posts Send private message

hey Tony is your spellchecker broken again ? That last post may well be a record breaker for spelling mistakes 
Dummy ,  pram again Tony


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14 Oct 2008 7:16 PM by TonyMal Star rating in Oxfordshire. 1090 forum posts Send private message

there you go proving me right and trying to look clever. Well yes you fell for it  DUH!


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