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More funny phrases by spanish children
15 February 2010 @ 01:38

     A young lady (mother) tell this story: One day, her son, Alberto, while he was going to this school, with his mother, he asked her: "Mom, Chidren leave their mother´s belly?"; I answered him that it was true; then, he continued asking me: "Mon, but...before to go into the belly...How is it?".Then, his sister --who is 10 years old--, answered him: "They are lentils; the mother eats lentils and one of them stays at bellyand becomes to a baby and, after, he comes out of the belly".

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    Another mother tells that she has a son, 4 years old, who, one day, asked her: "Mom, Why we are glued to the floor and we do not fly?".Then, she answered him: "Cause of gravity; you will study it, when you are older".Then, the son asked her:"Mom, then, when we die, we lose the gravity; therefore we go to the Heaven".

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    Another mother tell that she had received an email with several letters from some children to the Child Jesus:

Miguel: "En Carnaval, me voy a disfrazar de Diablo  (Demonio); no te importa, ¿Verdad?""At Carnival time, I am going to disguise of Devil. You do not mind, Right?.

Patricia: "¿La jirafa la querias hacer así o fue un accidente?""You wanted to created the giraffe so or it was an accident?"

Gianluca: "Gracias por el hermanito; pero yo lo que habia pedido era un perro" = "Thank you for the little brother; but, it was a dog what I asked".

Antonio: "¿El Padre Mario es amigo tuyo o es solo un compañero de trabajo?" = "The Father Mario is a friend of you or only a coworker?".

Jacobo: "¿Como es que hacias tantos milagros antiguamente y ya no los haces?" = "How is that you made a lot of miracles, in the past, and now you make none?".

Mauricio: "Si no hubieras extinguido a los dinosaurios, no habriamos tenido sitio nosotros.Lo hiciste muy bien" = "If you had not extinguished dinosaurs, we would not have taken place for us.You did it very well".


To be continued................

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