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Gangster Squad
Sunday, February 10, 2013 @ 12:32 PM

May go to see 'Gangster Squad' this week. I just hope it's not a similar film to 'The Untouchables'.

Lots of crime around at the moment in these recession times. I'm all in favour of bringing back the birch....but only between consenting adults.

I believe a man who stabbed his Mother in Law thirty times showed amazing restraint.

The Malaga Police arrested two children last week. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They apparently charged one and let the other one off.

The Catholic Church has introduced a harsh new policy on priests who molest children. Three strikes and you're a cardinal.

I wonder what happens when an Estate Agent gets mugged? Is his evidence something like, "I was pushed into quite a spacious and well bricked alley way, only two miles from the train station, and the mugger punched me in the face, which still retains many of its original features".

They do say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people'. Come on, it must be the gun that helps, if I stood there just shouting 'Bang, Bang! how many would that kill?! Also I don't believe the 'Temporary Insanity' as a murder defence. If you broke into someone's house, hoovered up and did all their ironing...now that's 'temporary insanity'.

Mind you in the USA some people are pushing for a stronger death penalty. I personally think Capital Punishment would be more effective as a preventative measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

That film about the killing of Osama Bin Laden is on release now. It took them years to locate him. I had the answer all the time...they should have reported him to the Child Support Agency, they'd have found him in no time! I often think that going to war over religion is just killing each other to see who's got the best imaginary friend....

I see that recently the Japanese Prime Minister apologised for Japan's part in WW2. He still hasn't apologised for Karaoke though.

The UK tax office has streamlined its tax form this year: It goes like this:

     1) How much did you make gross last year?

     2) How much have you got left?

     3) Send '2)'

Have a peaceful Sunday.

 

 

 

 

 

 



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