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12 Mar 2008 9:52 AM by Karensun Star rating in Orihuela Costa. 1474 posts Send private message

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> TWO GLASSES OF WINE
>
> When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24
> hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2
> glasses of wine theory...
>
> A professor stood before his philosophy class with some items on his
> desk in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a
> very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
> balls.
>
> He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
>
> The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into
> the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open
> areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the
> jar was full. They agreed it was.
>
> The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
> Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if
> the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'YES.'
>
> The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the
> table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling
> the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
>
> 'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
> recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
> important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends,
> and your favourite passions; things that if everything else was lost and
> only they remained, your life would still be full.
>
> The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your
> house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff.
>
> If you put the sand into the jar first', he continued, 'there is no room
> for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend
> all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room
> for the good things that are important to you.
>
> Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with
> your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner
> out to dinner. Play another 18 holes. Do one more run down the ski
> slope. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
> Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your
> priorities. The rest is just sand.'
>
> One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine
> represented.
>
> The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that
> no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple
> of glasses of wine with a friend.'


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12 Mar 2008 11:20 AM by J&N Star rating in Nottinghamshire. 342 posts Send private message

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What perfect timimg to put the day back into focus. Having been woken by the police at midnight to advise us our car had been stolen from our drive unkown to us, we were in bed at the time, I have just spent the last 3 hours dealing with police, insurers and car hire companies so that hubby can get to work. Annoying, frustrating and all the words I cannot post BUT no-one was hurt, my family and puppies are all safe and well around me. The car has been found burnt out so our plans to drive to Spain need to be reconsidered but it will not stop our move and only goes to re-affirm our reasons for leaving the UK.

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12 Mar 2008 12:31 PM by Karensun Star rating in Orihuela Costa. 1474 posts Send private message

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J&N, so sorry to hear about your troubles. Don't even think about not moving here, it's not all fairy tale BUT it is GOOD and it is SUNNY and HOT!!

We'll have a couple of glasses!!



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12 Mar 2008 1:07 PM by J&N Star rating in Nottinghamshire. 342 posts Send private message

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Oh, we're definitely still moving to Spain on May 12th, just need to reconsider how we're getting there, do we fly and sort a car when we get there? Do we sort a car before we go and revert to plan A and drive, do we ferry or train all ther way. Lots to think about and research now that our original plans aren't so simple. All extra work I could do without but.....

You just have to deal with what life throws at you sometimes, sometimes it's good others it's not - todays one fo those days!

 



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12 Mar 2008 1:08 PM by jules1 Star rating in St Ives, Cambridgesh.... 264 posts Send private message

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Sorry to hear your news J & N, but as you say Karensuns post really does put life into perspective! Thanks so much Karensun.

Julia



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12 Mar 2008 1:28 PM by morerosado Star rating. 6927 posts Send private message

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Jacqui, I'm so sorry to hear your awful news. Guess you do need to think that you & your family & those beautiful puppies are ok, as you said. Sometimes it's the only way to cope, thinking it could have been worse.

 



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12 Mar 2008 1:57 PM by Sonia El Star rating in Wales / Carvajal, F.... 212 posts Send private message

So sorry to hear your news.  How distressing to have to be told by the police. It makes you feel so angry and there's no outlet.

We had a car stolen from the road outside our flat a few years ago.  It's that - 'I thought I'd parked it here' feeling. Never found and of course the insurance is never enough. I was always told refuse the first offer.  A work colleague had an old banger and was desperate for it to get stolen but no-one ever obliged.

Look after your delightful puppies and all will be well.





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12 Mar 2008 2:25 PM by J&N Star rating in Nottinghamshire. 342 posts Send private message

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Well I must admit that when the police asked if we owned this car, we said yes, then they said did we know where it was and we both said outside on the drive while looking at this rather large space where it should be - you do feel a bit of a fool but when you are wakened suddenly in the middle of the night clear thought is not the easiest of tasks! 

Many thanks for all your kind words, it does help. My hubby was most upset that he'd just filled up with over £60 of fuel!

 



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14 Mar 2008 4:25 PM by semijubilada Star rating in London/Torrevieja. 1052 posts Send private message

Hi this is just a test to see if I've understood the instructions for copying and pasting jokes I receive from friends in the USA.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"

                                I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!

J&N - sorry to hear your news, November last year we were rear-ended just as we were entering Gatwick.  Went off to Florida and on return discovered the car was too expensive to repair.  Spent weeks getting my head around that but took the money offered and had it repaired.  Worse part though was dealing with Delhi call centres!





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14 Mar 2008 4:47 PM by sandra Star rating in . 812 posts Send private message

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Well done Semi!!

And the joke was well worth my efforts too. I've just sent it back across the Atlantic to a friend in Monteal.

THANKS.



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14 Mar 2008 6:05 PM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Can't even find the "jokes in here" thread, but saw Semi's joke here................

i was waiting for the one about middle aged sagging with a centre support...........



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14 Mar 2008 11:16 PM by semijubilada Star rating in London/Torrevieja. 1052 posts Send private message

I thought I was posting in a joke thread, sorry.

Hopefully it will posted over the weekend, Pitby says as it's in picture form it's not just a straightforward copy and paste job.

 





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15 Mar 2008 4:29 AM by Pitby Star rating in Andalucía. 1904 posts Send private message

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Semi's "something to think about/joke" - I hope it comes out okay!!!

The Five Stages of a Female's Life .....


1. To Grow Up




2. To Fill Out



3. To Slim Down




4. To Hold it In



AND




5. TO HELL WITH IT !!!






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15 Mar 2008 9:11 AM by semijubilada Star rating in London/Torrevieja. 1052 posts Send private message

A big thank-you to Pitby for posting this for me.

As a penance for posting in the wrong section, I'm going to restrict myself from using this forum for the next two weeks starting tomorrow.

It's the least I can do for such a major transgression

It's going to be difficult but I think I can do it.

It's going to take all my willpower but the one thing that may help me in my quest is that I don't have internet access in mi casa y Espania

 

 

 

 

 





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15 Mar 2008 11:02 AM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Brilliant!

Thanks Semi and have a wonderful holdiay, may see you in Torre, we go Tuesday.

I recognised some of the people in your joke...............Candyfloss, Karensun...........he he!!

 



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15 Mar 2008 11:02 AM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Brilliant!

Thanks Semi and have a wonderful holdiay, may see you in Torre, we go Tuesday.

I recognised some of the people in your joke...............Candyfloss, Karensun...........he he!!

 

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Posted twice sorrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!



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15 Mar 2008 12:03 PM by Candyfloss Star rating in Cardiff / Mar Menor. 1605 posts Send private message

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Nice one semi,

Have a great time away.  I hope you are referring to no. 3 for me fibby





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15 Mar 2008 2:15 PM by FibbyUK Star rating in UK, Surrey & Playa F.... 2349 posts Send private message

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Of Course, of course Candyfloss!

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15 Mar 2008 2:16 PM by Karensun Star rating in Orihuela Costa. 1474 posts Send private message

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I am, without a doubt, number 5!!  ( and proud )

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15 Mar 2008 2:46 PM by semijubilada Star rating in London/Torrevieja. 1052 posts Send private message

I'm definately no 5, tried no 4 once and it felt like I had a metal rod up my spine.   Never again, I couldn't get near the table to eat my meal (friends hen night).  Perhaps that's why they're called control briefs!

Now you know what I look like Fibby but without the rose between my teeth and fluffy slippers how will you recognise me.

My neighbour rang this morning and apparently they are having a long Easter break this year, Banks are closed from Wednesday through to Monday in Torrevieja.  Orihuela may be open on Easter Monday as it's only Torrevieja that's closed.





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