I saw this & knew you would enjoy it. Taken from HERE
Do not adjust your set—it could be your bra!
Over the past few weeks Chanel+ have received thousands of complaints regarding the quality of their TV signals. Chanal+ have had to recruit extra staff to cope with the many angry customers who have contacted their help lines.
The television company was at a loss as to what was causing the problem, until a chance purchase by one of the wives of the investigative technicians, purchased an underwired bra from Zoco Market in Algorfa.
It appears a consignment of faulty bras have been sold in Zoco Market over the past two weeks by the Staffordshire store holder, Dwaine Pipe.
Over 10,000 brassieres made by a local manufacturer in Staffordshire, where Dwaine purchases his bras, have developed a serious problem. Apparently the support wire in the bras have been fashioned out of specially treated copper. This copper wire had originally been designed for use in fire alarms, but when it comes into contact with nylon and body heat, it produces static electricity. This static electricity, in turn, is then being emitted by the hundreds of unsuspecting women in the Zoco area, causing interference with the reception of television signals throughout the vicinity of Algorfa.
Not all of Dwaine’s bras have the wrong wiring, and ladies can perform a simple test to see if their bra is causing such interference: “After wearing the bra for at least half an hour, take it off and shake it a few inches above the TV.”
If customers can demonstrate evidence regarding the fault, Dwaine is offering a complete refund.
Of COURSE it WAS posted April Fool's Day.
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