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29 Jun 2010 00:00 by morerosado Star rating in Guardamar del Segura.... 6927 posts Send private message

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29 Jun 2010 10:42 by Emerald Property Management Star rating in Estepona,Malaga. 180 posts Send private message

AHAHAHAHAHA!! That made me smile!!

 



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29 Jun 2010 10:49 by morerosado Star rating in Guardamar del Segura.... 6927 posts Send private message

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Good Vicci, it was meant to! 

Enjoy the sunshine, we're leaving Spain today till September. Can't stand the heat in July/August.



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29 Jun 2010 11:55 by Jimbofinn Star rating in Chiclana De La Front.... 203 posts Send private message

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 Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? 
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball.... 
  
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.


Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .


In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 ars.holes
being
regularly shaft.d
is too explicit for regular TV.


I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
 

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.



Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.


What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.


Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way
into the dressing room.



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29 Jun 2010 11:57 by morerosado Star rating in Guardamar del Segura.... 6927 posts Send private message

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All we see is a box with  a red X in, Jimbo!



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29 Jun 2010 18:15 by Jimbofinn Star rating in Chiclana De La Front.... 203 posts Send private message

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I don't know what has gone wrong, but I've just logged in again, and the post is complete?   I'll try again.



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29 Jun 2010 18:21 by Jimbofinn Star rating in Chiclana De La Front.... 203 posts Send private message

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Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? 
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball.... 
  
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.


Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .


In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 ars
.holes being
regularly shaft
.d is too explicit for regular TV.


I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
 

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.



Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.


What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.


Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way
into the dressing room.



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29 Jun 2010 21:39 by dartboy Star rating. 95 posts Send private message

oxo are releasing a new cube its white with a red cross and is to be called the" laughing stock"

 

WHEATHER WARNING

Issued for the north of England risk of servere flooding due to everyone in Scotland pissing themselves laughing





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02 Jul 2010 20:25 by Jimbofinn Star rating in Chiclana De La Front.... 203 posts Send private message

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I see the England football Team are playing Iceland in a friendly. If they win that they will then take on Asda or possibly Tescos!

 



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