Quotes and One-Liners Vol.2
Monday, October 1, 2012
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
—John Wilmot
Antes de casarme tuve seis teorias sobre criar niños; ahora tengo seis niños y ninguna teoria
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby
Cuando entras en un juicio pones tu destino en manos de doce personas quienes no eran lo bastante listo para evitar ser jurado.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
—Lily Tomlin
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
—Oscar Wilde
La imaginación se dió al hombre para compensar lo que no es, y el sentido de humor para consolarle por lo que es
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Todo el mundo es un genio al menos una vez al año. Los verdaderos genios simplemente tienen sus ideas más juntos.
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