Even worse. You could ask for a carro de combate, not a shopping trolley for shoving through the market but a military tank! Or, at least, an armoured car. Then again, seeing the way they pull onto the N332 that might not be such a bad idea.
A few words to help you in the restaurant or supermarket.
Jamon = ham or bacon. Jamon York the stuff we know. Other Jamon is the smoked and dried stuff like Serrano. Serrano, by the way, is delicious cooked. Normally served cold with melon slices, try it wrapped around Mozarrela cheese and fried in a dry pan until the outside goes crispy. Or use it in your bacon butty instead of bacon.
Not to be confused with Jabon which is soap (you only make that mistake once!!)
Cafe - obviously coffee. Cafe con leche (with milk) Cafe solo (without milk).
Te - again obviously tea and the con leche or solo works as well.
Bolsa - bag, handy if you want a plastic carrier bag.
Pan - Bread of which I think Spain excels. My favourite is Pan Rustica but an ordinary barra is very nice at breakfast. Make sure you eat it on the same day you bought it, though.
Queso is cheese. Try some of the local cheeses in your region. Many are smoked (ahumado) but there are some lovely creamy cheeses out there. Beats the old Cheddar mousetrap hands down.
Vino tinto is red wine. Vino blanco is white wine - dulce - sweet, seco-dry, semi-dulce - medium sweet etc.
And now I've given you my favourite meal. Sitting on the balcony with some pan rustica, queso ahumado, jamon serrano con una botella de vino tinto (Rioja) y un cafe solo.
A mi mujer prefiere te con leche pero le gusta los otros, tambien. And that's just for desayuno!!! Well, maybe less the vinto tinto which I might swap for zumo de naranja.
Buen provecho.