Vacancy!!!!!!!

Hi all,

I am still looking for someone to work in our office.

Must be Bilingual(Spanish,English)

All the usual office skills etc..........

Please help

Georgia

I speak gibberish as well most of the time - will that help???

Do I get the job?? 

No,your too keen to get your kit off missy,it's hot enough in the office already!!!and we are in the main street!!! there are enough accidents here already!!

Seriously I NEED SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i have just spent a fortune on a new printer and cannot work it,bloody salesmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah no way - too cold up your neck of the woods!

What printer you got - most work eventually with the help of a hammer!!!

Hi Georgia

About the vacancy - richards spanish is coming on well and he looks great in a skirt!

I'll take that as a no then!

It's a bit far for me to commute, and a certain member of this forum seems to thnk that I'm a bit of a con-man, so I'm afraid that probably rules me out.

Crooksy-the first thing i read this morning was "Richard in a skirt" that will probably stay with me all day!!!thanks for that!!!

Roberto-Did someone say "Con man",your hired!!!!

I bought an all singing all dancing " Biz hub" for the office last week,the salesman did a great job on me,"does everything including make the tea senor"

Ummmmmmmmm! cant even remember how to turn it on!!!!!!!

Bloody salesmen!!!!!!!!

Hey Roberto

now's your chance?, get that skirt on, pick up that instruction manual, say you know the machine inside out, and away you go!!

Can it be a grass skirt please?? Oh - and photos!

Going to Spain today, What time is my interview????

Oi Flossy, Georgia's promised the vacancy to me. I speak three languages. Have a whale of a time. I know you're meeting Em & Semi too.

For those of you who don't know, today is Gina's Silver wedding anniversary & I, for one, wish her & her husband a wonderful day. She's flying out to Spain in a few hours complete with champers & flute glasses. I've met Gina & her husband & they are a terrific couple.

Gina give my love to your OH,  won't you.

                        HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

This message was last edited by morerosado on 9/25/2007.

Georgia, you never showed me your "biz hub" last week, all we got was iced water.  If I don't get the job I'll post those pics I took of you losing 7 - 2 to Spain in the footie match.  

Morerosado-we had it delivered after you left in case it was mistaken for a wine cooler and you tried to drag it out the door!!!!!

Candyfloss-if i remember rightly you are an english estate agent? sorry there is no room in the office for dodgy characters like that!(unless you bring Betty with you)

Stop hijacking my very serious thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to try and find someone to work in this madhou..... proffesional establishment.

I have to put in extra hours as it is keeping up with the forum....................

Georgia, I'm teetotal, despite my name.

Good luck finding the right person. It certainly seems a laid back office environment at your place. If I was seriously after a job I'd be interested. I don't smoke though, would that be held against me or would I get extra shopping breaks, with your office being in the main street ?  Keep saving me the Jungle Drums, we appreciated you doing that for us.

500 posts Georgia, wow.......

This message was last edited by morerosado on 9/25/2007.

Biz Hub? Is that a Busy Husband? Morerosado has one of those to do the housework while she's on the forum

 

Roberto youre hired - now I know youre a conman!!

I wish, Rob, I wish.  Don't get me started on husbandly duties.  He's setting the heating as we speak. Getting cool here. This isn't getting a workmate for our Georgia is it ?

Hi All,

The enigma that takes up half off my office and sits and smirks at me everyday knowing it is smarter than me is a Konica Minolta  Bizhub C 250!

I have asked it to make the tea,Nothing???!

I would post a picture of it but i am not that clever,maybe i should ask the machine.?!

I still need staff guys there must be someone out there!!!

Regards

Georgia

georgia

have you tried turning it off and on?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.........sorry, and good luck with finding somone soon.

Georgia, Is it a bizhub C550? There should be some numbers after the "C".
1. Check your cables are all connected correctly.
2. Check that there is paper in the printer. DOH!
3. Switch off and on.
4. Look for any warning/flashing lights of a yellow or reddish colour.
5. Is the printer displaying any messages?

Patman, I believe georgia siad it was a C250, does the same instructions apply?

Jackie

Absolutely. I have just listed general checks for any printer really.

Oooh it looks very hi tech Georgia, not like my Officejet all in one here!   Have you been told how to use the 'User Authentication' facility, maybe youre not authorised to use it eh!!

Also like the bit ' A user friendly design that allows sress-free operation.....' not!

Jackie

This message was last edited by hobby on 9/26/2007.

HI
I am really interested  in your job.  Sorry  I  am not bilingual but I am prepared to learn Spanish every night , if needs be.  I  have had  over  20 years  experience in an office, realiable and  honest, and I really want to work!!!!!!!!!!     I  only live in  Queseda, what have you got to lose? 
scoodle

Hi all,

Hobby-Stress free!! ummmmm!! not sure about that one.

Scoodle-i do really need someone who speaks Spanish,i hope you find what you are looking for and thanks again for the offer.

Patman-turning it on is the easy bit,getting it to do as it is told is another thing!!!!

Got a bit of an EOS meet and greet thingy going on at the minute! saw Auntie Em Yesterday and have just met Gillespie for Coffee.

Really need that help quickly,whoever says people have lost faith in the property market here should spend a day in my office.

Had the TV people in yesterday while Em was in,gonna do a programme on the business(how things should be done,Hopefully).

Right,Next!!!!!!!!!!!

Georgia

Guesss Next is when are you ordering the 6 series Convertible Beemer if its going that great mate - sorry couldnt resist!!!!!

Hi Georgia

Thanks for your message. I take your point that Pinoso really is a bit far, but if you're still desperate (!) by November, let me know!

Sally

Smiley-Just bought myself a brand new Astra 1.7d,far more practical.

I don't know what is going on at the minute!? we seem have a new confidence in the market buzzing around,the volume of clients has caught us out a little bit and it feels like spinning plates at the minute!!!!!

Mind you i am not moaning,better than sitting here twiddling my thumbs like we have at some times this year.

Anyway if i wanted a beemer i should have been a mortgage broker

Sally-Thanks for the offer,all the best.

Georgia

 Well Georgia that is great you are busy it's keeping you out of mischief.   But it could be as well your reputation is proceeding  you and people trust you.   Well hope you have sorted your printer out mine is only a little Epson so cannot help.   Hope you find someone for the office, I have worked in an office since I left school.   But in my day youngster's started as office juniors and they would proceed up the ladder so to speak, but that does not seem to happen nowadays.  Anyway keep up the good work.   Pat 

No such luck for me mon vieux - a simple VW Passat is my mode of transport so guess the mortgage brokers up your neck of the woods are making more dough than me.