Vacancy!!!!!!!

Hi all,

I am still looking for someone to work in our office.

Must be Bilingual(Spanish,English)

All the usual office skills etc..........

Please help

Georgia

I speak gibberish as well most of the time - will that help???

Do I get the job?? 

No,your too keen to get your kit off missy,it's hot enough in the office already!!!and we are in the main street!!! there are enough accidents here already!!

Seriously I NEED SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i have just spent a fortune on a new printer and cannot work it,bloody salesmen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah no way - too cold up your neck of the woods!

What printer you got - most work eventually with the help of a hammer!!!

Hi Georgia

About the vacancy - richards spanish is coming on well and he looks great in a skirt!

I'll take that as a no then!

It's a bit far for me to commute, and a certain member of this forum seems to thnk that I'm a bit of a con-man, so I'm afraid that probably rules me out.

Crooksy-the first thing i read this morning was "Richard in a skirt" that will probably stay with me all day!!!thanks for that!!!

Roberto-Did someone say "Con man",your hired!!!!

I bought an all singing all dancing " Biz hub" for the office last week,the salesman did a great job on me,"does everything including make the tea senor"

Ummmmmmmmm! cant even remember how to turn it on!!!!!!!

Bloody salesmen!!!!!!!!

Hey Roberto

now's your chance?, get that skirt on, pick up that instruction manual, say you know the machine inside out, and away you go!!

Can it be a grass skirt please?? Oh - and photos!

Going to Spain today, What time is my interview????

Oi Flossy, Georgia's promised the vacancy to me. I speak three languages. Have a whale of a time. I know you're meeting Em & Semi too.

For those of you who don't know, today is Gina's Silver wedding anniversary & I, for one, wish her & her husband a wonderful day. She's flying out to Spain in a few hours complete with champers & flute glasses. I've met Gina & her husband & they are a terrific couple.

Gina give my love to your OH,  won't you.

                        HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

This message was last edited by morerosado on 9/25/2007.

Georgia, you never showed me your "biz hub" last week, all we got was iced water.  If I don't get the job I'll post those pics I took of you losing 7 - 2 to Spain in the footie match.  

Morerosado-we had it delivered after you left in case it was mistaken for a wine cooler and you tried to drag it out the door!!!!!

Candyfloss-if i remember rightly you are an english estate agent? sorry there is no room in the office for dodgy characters like that!(unless you bring Betty with you)

Stop hijacking my very serious thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to try and find someone to work in this madhou..... proffesional establishment.

I have to put in extra hours as it is keeping up with the forum....................

Georgia, I'm teetotal, despite my name.

Good luck finding the right person. It certainly seems a laid back office environment at your place. If I was seriously after a job I'd be interested. I don't smoke though, would that be held against me or would I get extra shopping breaks, with your office being in the main street ?  Keep saving me the Jungle Drums, we appreciated you doing that for us.

500 posts Georgia, wow.......

This message was last edited by morerosado on 9/25/2007.

Biz Hub? Is that a Busy Husband? Morerosado has one of those to do the housework while she's on the forum

 

Roberto youre hired - now I know youre a conman!!

I wish, Rob, I wish.  Don't get me started on husbandly duties.  He's setting the heating as we speak. Getting cool here. This isn't getting a workmate for our Georgia is it ?

Hi All,

The enigma that takes up half off my office and sits and smirks at me everyday knowing it is smarter than me is a Konica Minolta  Bizhub C 250!

I have asked it to make the tea,Nothing???!

I would post a picture of it but i am not that clever,maybe i should ask the machine.?!

I still need staff guys there must be someone out there!!!

Regards

Georgia

georgia

have you tried turning it off and on?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.........sorry, and good luck with finding somone soon.

Georgia, Is it a bizhub C550? There should be some numbers after the "C".
1. Check your cables are all connected correctly.
2. Check that there is paper in the printer. DOH!
3. Switch off and on.
4. Look for any warning/flashing lights of a yellow or reddish colour.
5. Is the printer displaying any messages?