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26 Sep 2009 03:39:

opinions are like azzholes....etc and Kim is one and no I don't own on PW.



Thread: Polaris World - no thanks

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02 Apr 2009 15:09:

An army Sergeant Major walked into a whorehouse one night and approached the madam and said, "My name is Sergeant Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!".

The madam immediatly escorted the soldier upstairs and selected the best call girl that they had working that night. Segeant Major Dick disrobed and was standing with his hands on his hips while he looked at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then siad, "My name is Sergeant Major Dick. Been in the Army 30 years and I'm a master of my mind and body. Dick, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediatly his penis became fully erect. The prostitute was in awe and asked him how he was able to do that. The Sergeant replied "Like I said, I am a master of my mind and body. Dick, AT EASE!" His penis immediatly went limp. The prositute couldn't belive the control this man had and asked for another demonstration. He repeated his comands and again the penis responded immediatly. Still amazed, the protitute asked for one last demonstration.

"Dick, ATTEN-HUN!" His penis became erect.

"Dick, AT EASE!"

This time to his amazement, his penis did not go limp. Again, he gave the command, "Dick, AT EASE!" No luck. At this point, he was outraged. "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier...Dick AT EASE!" Still erect. He moved over to the corner of the room and started to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asked "Why the hell are you doing that?!"

"This soldier disobeyed a direct order," the Sergeant replied, "I'm giving him a dishonourable discharge!".



Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

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