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Musings about Spain and Spanish life by Paul Whitelock, hispanophile of 40 years and now resident of Ronda in Andalucía .

New Job at 71!
07 July 2021

When Pablo de Ronda was approached by Andalucía Country Houses to see whether he could help get the new branch of their estate agency off the ground in the northern Serranía de Ronda, he was flattered.  They wanted him to find properties that were for sale that perhaps nobody knew about.

Here Pablo writes about his new job. He retired from work 16 years ago, and now he’s starting work again. Is he nuts?

People think I’m nuts, embarking on this project.

Obviously I was flattered to be asked. In fact, I’d been approached by another estate agent a few weeks before, but didn’t take it any further.

This seemed different. Andalucía Country Houses has a successful track record in the southern Costa del Sol having operated there for 15 years. This family-run business oozes class, from its professionalism and friendliness to its website and the literature it provides.

We found premises just off the square in Montejaque. It will not be an office as such, ie not manned. It will be a shop window where interested folk can get information about properties for sale or rent in the area. Opening hours will be from 10.00 am to 6.00 pm.

I live in the village and it will be my role to show properties to potential purchasers, while continuing to look for properties to list.

It’s amazing how many properties are for sale in Montejaque, but I’ve also found some in other villages, including Montecorto, Arriate, Jimera de Líbar and Ronda.

Officially I am an affiliate or associate of the company. I’m not employed, ie I get no wage from ACH, but if we sell properties from my portfolio I will earn commission. For that to work I have to become autónomo and get a gestor to do my books. And pay tax, for sure!

My wife thinks I’m nuts!

She’s right, of course!

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Wrong way round
26 June 2021

Wrong way round.

Pablo de Ronda retired at 55, divorced at 56, emigrated to Spain at 58, got married again at 60, bought a house in the UK at 61, sold a flat in Ronda (Málaga) at 68, became a property developer and went back to school at 70, and now he’s got himself a new job at 71!

Is he a very late developer or what? And why has he been so busy in the last 18 months?

Am I a late developer? Not really, life just happened that way.  Nervous breakdown, marriage break-up and redundancy all in the same year, 2004, is a pretty hefty triple whammy in anyone’s book. So a lot of adjustments had to be made.

Why am I so busy? Because the Covid-19 pandemic made me take stock of my life (and death). Surrounded by the latter, random passings from the deadly Coronvirus, a family death in a plane crash in Australia, the near death of my wife at the hands of “el bicho”, as the Spanish somewhat dismissively refer to Covid-19, and my own long-Covid issues, I decided I needed to make the most of whatever time I’ve got left.

So, at the moment, yes, I am very busy. I continue to write for EyeOnSpain and other websites. I am still helping to bring my wife back to full strength, whilst coping with my own health issues. I’ve been doing up a house since last August and I’ve just landed myself a job at the age of 71.

Crazy guy

The young folk of Montejaque, the pueblo blanco where I live, near Ronda, don’t get it. Why is a retired guy working all the hours God sends, including Sundays? Is he crazy or what? All they’re looking forward to is the day they retire ….. and they’re only in their 20s! They’ll have a long wait, I’m afraid.

I say to them, that if they ever get to retire (the retirement age keeps going up – so some of them will surely die before they reach it!) they’ll need to be active too, in order to avoid the crushing boredom of retirement with nothing to do. They think I’m crazy, sure, but I’m older and wiser – they’ll learn!


So, I thought I’d cut back on the writing, but that hasn’t happened. I find it therapeutic.

My lovely wife (despite being called Rita, she is lovely) is getting better by the day, and I’m learning to live with my breathing issues. Covid got to my lungs and it won’t let go, so I just take longer to walk anywhere. We’d planned to do the Caminito del Rey this year, but maybe I’ll have to pass on that.

Casa Real is coming along nicely. If it hadn’t been for the two months working time lost because of the two local Covid-19 lockdowns, it would be ready and on the holiday rental market by now. As it is, I hope to pick up a few late summer and autumn bookings.

New job

The new job? Estate agent.

Well, kind of. I’m officially an affiliate of Andalucía Country Houses, a long-standing British, family-run estate agency which is about to open a new branch in Montejaque, helping people to buy, sell and rent houses. I even have to become autónomo. Blimey!

The official launch by Montejaque’s mayor Diego Sánchez Sánchez is on Wednesday 7 July from 6.00 pm at ACH’s premises on Calle Andalucía opposite the tobacconist’s near the square.

Everyone is welcome to join the directors, Karen, Geoffrey and Victoria, as well as me and other affiliates from across the region, for a drink and a tapa.

Work is already underway with “Se vende” signs beginning to appear on houses in Montejaque, Montecorto, Jimera de Líbar and Ronda and viewings taking place “as we speak”. The housing market looks as if it might be on the move at last. There are certainly plenty of properties for sale and people around, mainly foreigners, with cash to spend. Banks are even giving mortgages again.

So, if you have a house to sell or rent, or are looking to buy, please get in touch with us. Our commission is very competitive.

General enquiries (Cortes de la Frontera)

Tel:                         (+34) 666 30 28 43


Paul Whitelock (Montejaque)

Tel:                         (+34) 636 52 75 16





So, yes, I have kind of got my life the wrong way round.

Am I a late developer? Maybe.

Am I Busy? Yes, I am.

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Good Samaritan? - Not any more!
19 June 2021

We all know the parable of the Good Samaritan, which was described in the Bible in the Gospel according to St Luke. Many of us aspire to behave like that person and to help people who need assistance. It’s a common human reaction. Our contributor Pablo de Ronda has always tried to live by that code by giving assistance to others who need it, whether that support be physical, mental, spiritual or linguistic. However, a couple of recent experiences have made him less keen to jump in and help. He also recalls how in the past he has been “ripped off” here in Spain, but only by guiris. Paul explains.

Like many, my instinct to help others is strong. Maybe too strong. Usually it works out fine and your help is accepted and appreciated, but by no means always.

I recall two incidents from around 15-20 years ago when I had a “spare” house in Ronda, Casa Blanca. First of all in 2006 I let it to Amanda, a Scots lady, at a reduced rent, as she was “down on her luck”. Despite having a written letting agreement (contract), at the end of her rental period, she did a “runner”, left unpaid utilities bills and took some of my belongings with her, eg bedding, a step ladder and umpteen CDs.

Lesson learned? Nope. I subsequently let it to an Irish “friend”, Trish, who was separating from her husband and needed somewhere to stay. Again I was prepared to accept a lower rent and we agreed she would pay me cash, as and when she had some. Am I stupid or what? She stayed for nearly two years, and only moved out when I sold the house in 2008. Trish owed me over a grand at that point. Has she paid me? Of course not.

In the next decade or so nothing untoward happened until earlier this year I met an English lady, Jan, who needed some help to get her property in Algatocín ready for an upcoming Airbnb rental. As part of that support I did a big shop for her, which came to over 80 Euros. That was three months ago. She hasn’t paid me and doesn’t seem inclined to do so. Doh!

It reminds me of that prelude to a corny joke: “Have you heard the one about the Englishwoman, the Irishwoman and the Scotswoman?”

But, when it comes to getting engañado, ripped off, the best is yet to come.

Around two weeks ago I was having an early morning coffee in the hotel near my house when a little old lady came to the bar to talk to the waitress, who was also looking after reception between serving coffees and chupitos.

The old dear couldn’t make herself understood. She was foreign; German as it happened. I offered to help. Both the receptionist and the German lady seemed visibly relieved.

The lady, let’s call her Gertraud Forster, because that is her name, was staying at the hotel and wanted to extend for three further days. Unfortunately, nay unusually, the hotel was already fully booked and there was no room at the inn.

I offered to help Gertraud find alternative accommodation, but she declined. In the course of the conversation, however, it emerged that, despite being 72 years of age, single and apparently unwell, she was a livestock farmer looking for a finca to buy in the Ronda area.

She already had seven stud horses and 15 or so donkeys “in kennels” nearby, so was keen to find somewhere quickly.

I’ve fancied my chances as a corredor (a kind of unofficial estate agent) for a while, so I spotted a possible opportunity to help this very amenable lady out whilst earning a bit of commission on the side.

We exchanged contact details. It was a Friday morning. She rang me several times over the weekend with questions and queries and to confirm that she would like me to find fincas for her to view.

On the Monday, instead of doing what I had planned, I spent most of the morning tracking down the owner of a farm that looked ideal for what Gertraud wanted. We viewed the farm in the afternoon but Gertraud was lukewarm, although she did like the price.

I continued the search for more farms for sale and lined up three more to view, but for various reasons Gertraud declined.

She was staying in a small hotel, which was working out to be expensive, so she asked me if I could find her somewhere to rent for her and her two dogs, also in kennels.

Within 24 hours I’d found her a large house in Montejaque with outside space, a hot tub, parking and rear entrance, for just 500€ including, electricity, gas and water. She agreed a three-month let with two months rent payable up front, as is normal. I was to get a month’s rent as my finder’s fee, which is also the norm here.

All this was done in a rush, on the phone and via WhatsApp, so no paperwork (B-I-I-IG MISTAKE!). She moved in on Saturday afternoon, but by Tuesday she’d done a “midnight flit”. We haven’t seen hide nor hair of her since.

Via WhatsApp she has promised to pay the house owner 200 € for the time she used the house, although to my knowledge that has yet to happen. She has no intention of paying me my 500€ commission as we had no written contract. She seems to have no concept of “ein Gentleman’s Agreement”, although this has been a bona fide German word since the 1960s (Check Duden, if you don’t believe me!).

I went to the Guardia Civil in Benaoján to do a denuncia. The sergeant explained that they could do nothing because these were civil offences, not penal, and I had no proof of my allegations, ie no paperwork in the form of contracts etc.

Despite this his colleague painfully and very slowly typed up a denuncia (not sure why if they can’t do anything, but, hey, it’s Andalucía!)

All we knew at this point was Gertraud’s first name and we had her mobile number, strangely French!

I started to investigate further. I found out her surname, Forster. Through Spanish contacts it transpires that she has a huge debt with two livestock people locally.

One, who had been looking after her donkeys, is owed 30,000 Euros.

I went to see the owner of the stables where her seven studs are lodged. Juan Jesús told me she has been using his premises as a “kennels” for three years and she has, as yet, not paid him a penique. He reckons the debt is 23,000 Euros. He too has no contract, no paperwork.

What is it with everybody here? Are we all stupid, or gullible?

No we are most definitely not. Traditionally, in this part of Spain deals were often verbal and sealed with a handshake. Even houses were bought and sold on a handshake. People trusted each other. Unfortunately some foreigners have abused that, as these examples show.

So where next with Gertraud Forster? She should be re-named Gertraud Fraudster, in my view, because that is what she seems to be, systematically going round the place, appearing frail and helpless, getting mugs like me to work for her for nothing and not paying her bills. She is a serial engañadora by the evidence before us.

As it stands the law cannot and will not do anything. Until such time as one or more of her victims hires a procurador (solicitor) and a lawyer and goes before a judge, nothing will happen. The problem is none of the “victims” is keen to invest that kind of money with no guarantee of getting anything back.

So, if anyone sees a little old lady driving a grey Nissan X-Trail with a German registration, beginning with the letters ÜB, give me, or the cops, a shout.

With any luck they’ll be able to get her for having an illegal vehicle on the roads here! Like Al Capone and his income tax, she’s bound to have slipped up somewhere.

Good Samaritan? Not any more, mate!

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Being on the Box – My interview on Spanish TV
13 May 2021

In 2001, around the time of 9/11 in New York, Pablo de Ronda (aka Paul Whitelock) was interviewed by local TV in Liverpool, England. That year was the European Year of Languages and Paul was heading up several languages projects across Merseyside in his role as modern languages adviser for Sefton Council. Pablo recalls that he was really nervous and was not at all happy with the outcome. So when he was approached, as a foreign resident in the Ronda area, to be interviewed for a documentary on local TV, it came as something of a surprise when he said “Yes!”

Here's his story.

When my boss Karl Smallman approached me with this request I didn’t hesitate to say yes. Was I crazy? I’d done a TV interview 20 years previously in English in England and it was a scary experience. Why was I so readily saying “” to doing an interview in Spanish in Spain?

Then when I saw the FaceBook request from Charry TV, I responded again with a “” and a brief biography about my time here in Spain, namely 12 years as a resident with no regrets.

When I got PM’d by the journalist, Cheché (aka María José García) asking me to meet her on Friday 16 June for an interview at a place in Ronda that was special to me, I was delighted.

I chose the Parador de Turismo in Plaza de España, as that was the first place I ever stayed on my first ever visit to Andalucía to celebrate the Silver Anniversary of my marriage to my first wife, Jeryl.

I made sure I got there early to settle down and get comfortable.

I wonder what they’re going to ask me, I thought. Then Cheché and her cameraman Juan arrived. There was no script, no list of questions. We just set up the location in the lounge, they pinned a mike on me and off we went.

It’s odd, but I didn’t feel the least bit nervous. She asked questions and I did my best to answer them. It all felt very natural, more like a chat in a lounge in a parador with someone I’d just met. Oh, that’s exactly what this was, wasn’t it?

I was asked for a bit of background, the circumstances that brought me to Ronda, what persuaded me to come and live here full time, what I liked and didn’t like about life here. Then we moved onto questions around the Covid-19 pandemic and how I felt Spain and the UK respectively had dealt with the disaster.

I have strong views on this. I think Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez has done well, especially at the beginning with that very severe lockdown. Most of my Spanish friends disagree with me and call me a socialist. OK. Fair cop! A Spanish socialist certainly, if I were allowed to vote in national elections here.

My views about Bojo’s feeble efforts in the UK are well-known amongst my British friends, many of them Conservatives, by the way, and they nearly all agree with me. The guy’s a buffoon and most of his cabinet are clowns. 

They all call me a socialist too. I’m actually not, having only voted red on three occasions, all three times tactically in a marginal seat to keep the Tory out (Warrington South in 1997, 2001 and 2005). I like to feel that my little effort contributed to the three largely successful governments of Tony Blair, a much-maligned politician, I fear.

I digress. Back to the interview.

I was also asked if I had any ideas for kick-starting tourism in the area.

My second wife Rita and I (10 years married and going on 11, my God!) have two rental properties, Villa Indiana in Ronda and Casa Rita in Montejaque, so I do have some considered thoughts, which I expressed in the interview.

Like many others I think the future lies with national tourism, ie with the Spanish (they represent a huge market and are already in the country, around 47 million of them, in fact!) and foreigners resident in Spain, who are also here and in common with their Spanish neighbours desperate to get away.

Secondly, in the Serranía de Ronda we should focus on rural tourism and how much safer that is, from a health and hygiene perspective, than, for example, a city break or a crowded beach resort.

What this area has to offer cannot be bettered anywhere. Stunning scenery, mountains, valleys, pueblos blancos, outdoor activities like cycling, hiking, horse-riding, which some of the other people interviewed for this documentary offer.

Additionally available are those very dangerous activities that take place up in the air, like paragliding, micro-lighting and hot-air balloon flights. Also activities that take place on or in water, like water skiing, windsurfing and canyoning.

Each to his own, although a balloon flight over Ronda, I must confess, is on my bucket list.

There is abundant wildlife with wild boar, ibex, goats and toros bravos, as well as normal run-of-the-mill farm animals. The birdwatching opportunities are amazing.

The interview ended with a promise that I would be sent a copy of the programme which was scheduled for broadcast that very evening.

If you’ve not seen it and have a spare couple of hours, why not have a look? The link is below. It’s a very interesting documentary.

I asked Charry TV whether it could be put on YouTube to gain a wider audience (Charry TV Ronda is a subscription channel only). They agreed and it’s there on YouTube now. You can view the whole programme by clicking here.

I subsequently asked Cheché if she would write an article in Spanish about the programme for the Secret Serranía website, which she was glad to do. You can read it here.

There is also an English version, here.

Another interviewee, Carolyn Emmett, a montejaqueña by adoption, has written a delightful piece about her interview. It was what inspired me to write this. Click here.

No doubt, some of the other interviewees might also write something. Let’s hope so. They’re all very interesting people.


There is a follow-up article by Secret SerranIa website owner Karl Smallman, which provides more information about the people interviewed. You can read it here.

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Foreign Residents on the Box By María José García
09 May 2021

Last month Charry TV in Ronda premiered a documentary about foreigners who have come to reside in the City of the Tajo. Journalist María José García subsequently wrote this article for local website . It has been translated for the English-speaking community by Pablo de Ronda.
The Serranía de Ronda: a charming place to live
In the TV documentary we talked with foreigners who saw the region as the ideal place to come to live and to develop their personal projects.
Our culture and heritage, our customs, our environment and a slower pace of life were some of the main factors that convinced foreign citizens who came to visit the Serranía de Ronda to settle in one of its towns or villages.
Although practically any town in Andalucía could offer these things, the privileged location of the Serranía de Ronda, near the Sierra de las Nieves and a similar distance from Malaga, Seville and Cádiz, were decisive for these residents of Canada, France, Norway and the United Kingdom who decided to stay and live in our area, fleeing the bustle of the big cities.
Karethe (Norway)
“We like nature and we also wanted to live among Andalusian people, in a town without many foreigners, for us it was important. Although to feel at home you need to integrate into society, make an effort to get to know people, learn the language… This for me has probably been the most difficult thing”, explains the Norwegian journalist Karethe Linaae who moved to Ronda from Canada with her Mexican husband Jaime De La Barrera in 2012.
However, and although Linaae highlights the charm of the City of Dreams, she also perceives it as "a very conservative city, very Catholic, where the politicians are the politicians and the people are a little apart." And she adds: "If you want to be fashionable, if you like exotic restaurants and books in other languages, Ronda is not the town for you."
Heather and Wayne (UK)
Also in that year the British couple Heather Cooper and Wayne Pickering came to live in Ronda to undertake a mountain biking project: Hike & Bike the Sierras. They acknowledge that they came across Ronda by chance because Heather wanted to learn Spanish. As Wayne maintains: “I would miss out on going to Seville in order to see Ronda, because it is unique”.
Pickering says that for them registering as self-employed has been quite an experience, especially because of the expensive quota that small entrepreneurs have to pay each month: “The way in which small businesses operate in Spain is very different with respect to taxes and that kind of thing".
On a social level, the midday break and siesta has been one of the customs that these residents of Ronda have found the hardest to get used to. 
Caro (South Africa)
Carolyn Emmett, also English, who, thanks to her husband's job at Michelin Tyres, has lived in Canada, Botswana, South Africa and Indonesia before finally settling in Montejaque.
Although language has been the main barrier to integrating with the locals, Carolyn has done her best, and in 2012 even published a recipe book and a guide to Montejaque, with information in English and Spanish about accommodation, activities, the local area and shops, bars and restaurants. In addition, this Briton and montejaqueña by adoption was a mayordoma in the Montejaque Fair procession that year, dressed in a mantilla.


Charlotte (UK)

At the age of 27, Charlotte Wilmot was going through a small existential crisis as head of Human Resources at a hotel in central London, and when some friends suggested she spend part of her summer holidays in Andalucía, she didn't think twice. The group passed through Ronda by chance, but an incident with the car in which they were travelling forced them to stay on in the town.

What began for her as a two-month adventure has spanned 19 years and today she runs RondaLingua, a language school in Ronda, together with her husband Jaime López, whom she met here during that unplanned stop.
“When you live in a place you sometimes don't appreciate what you have. I think the pandemic has taught us that we have an impressive landscape around here, and I think we have learned a lot about enjoying ourselves in ways other than sitting in front of the TV and watching Netflix, ” she reflects.
Paul B and Louise (UK)
“We like the way of life in Ronda and as a result we spend more time together. That's why we decided to come”, says another Englishman, Paul Bowles. In the UK Paul worked as a fruit distributor, but the different hours that his partner Louise and he had made it impossible for them to see each other frequently. They also aspired to live somewhere with a standard of living that was far from the frenetic pace of London.
In 2016 they decided to move to Ronda, where Louise already had an apartment in the Barrio de San Francisco. Subsequently, they set out to build a holiday house in the Barrio de Padre Jesús, and despite the fact that the pandemic has made a dent in their income in the last year, they insist that they have never considered returning to the UK. The pandemic has caused a cautious increase in the number of places to stay in a natural environment that offers greater guarantees of health and security vis-a-vis COVID-19.


Julie (UK)

“If you are looking for adventure there are vías ferratas, horses, quad safari… There is everything! hiking, cycling, motorcycles… And there are great fiestas with flamenco, which I love ”. That's how Julie Wilkinson talks about Ronda and the SerraníaJulie is a resident of Cañada del Real Tesoro (Cortes de la Frontera Station) and hales originally from England where she was a university academic involved with banking, computing and languages before she moved to live in this tiny village.
Wilkinson came to the area attracted by its history: “I was studying at the Complutense University and wanted to know more about the history of the Moors, of the occupation. I also like the interior of the province a lot, because I don't want to be in a touristy area. I wanted to get to know the authentic Andalucía and especially Ronda as a historic centre”. 
Although the start of the pandemic was hard for her, since she lives alone, she took advantage of the confinement to run errands for her neighbours and friends, and thus managed to feel useful and maintain her social life.
Paul (UK)
In 2000, coinciding with his Silver Wedding Anniversary, Paul Whitelock did a mini-tour of Andalucía with his then wife, since, together with Galicia it was the only Spanish region that he did not know. They started in Ronda and spent their first night at the Parador de Turismo, from where he speaks to us in the documentary.
“I'm not here because of the weather, because of the sun, that doesn't interest me. Ronda is spectacular, its heritage, its culture, there is theatre, there are concerts ….. There’s always something going on here. ”
Whitelock is able to list the “five or six things” that drive him crazy about Spain, but insists that the rest is positive. “The noise, the litter everywhere, the bureaucracy, the corruption and a couple of other things, like parking the car and, worst of all, Spanish beer.  However, I think I have learned to come to terms with all of these.
For example, when it comes to dealing with bureaucracy, my strategy is go to the office early to talk face to face with the person who might be able to help you. But make sure you get there before they go to breakfast, better before 9.00 am ”. 
Whitelock has been living in Montejaque and Ronda for 12 years with his second wife Rita, a German, whom he met in Ronda in 2008 and who has been a resident here for 15 years.
Delphine (France)
The situation of Delphine Duboys differs greatly from those we have described so far. A Frenchwoman, she was born in Paris half a century ago and has lived in Spain for 26 years, where she used to work as a communications executive for a company in Madrid. Her partner's brother used to manage a piece of land at Finca La Algaba, about four kilometres from Ronda, which has wild horses living in freedom.
In 2019 Duboys became unemployed and in September 2020 she and her partner decided to move to Ronda, thus advancing their plans to retire to the town. Dubois says she feels "delighted" to have changed a life in which she spent 10 hours in front of the computer. Now she is part of the Paddock Paradise project, which organises horse-riding tours with the wild horses, some of them to the foothills of the Tajo de Ronda.


About Charry TV

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Note: This article, Foreign Residents on the Box by María José García, forms part of a trilogy together with Guiris On the Box - a follow-up by Karl Smallman and Being on the Box by Pablo de Ronda

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Getting the Covid-19 Jab
09 May 2021

While the UK struts its stuff boasting about how many people they have vaccinated (is this the only thing Bojo and his bunch of fellow clowns has got right when it comes to the Coronavirus?), the rest of Europe, including Spain, has been less successful with their vaccination programmes. This has come about because of a mixture of poor organisation, bad procurement and lack of supply. The fiasco of the Astra Zeneca boycott by some countries hasn’t helped either.

How has it been for EyeOnSpain contributor Pablo de Ronda?


Thursday am

My mobile rings

¿Rita Whitelock?

No, soy su marido. Rita es nombre de mujer y yo soy un hombre. Se nota por mi voz.

(Embarrassed cough.)

It was a call to offer my wife Rita a vaccination date.


Mañana a las 12 horas.

Lo siento. Está fuera de España. Vuelve el lunes que viene.

Vale. Llamamos otra vez la semana que viene.


Friday pm

My mobile rings

¿Rita Whitelock?

No, soy su marido. Rita es nombre de mujer y yo soy un hombre. Se nota por mi voz.

(Embarrassed cough.)

It was a call to offer my wife Rita a vaccination date.


Esta tarde a las cuatro.

Lo siento. Está fuera de España. Vuelve el lunes que viene.

I explained that my wife was out of the country until Monday. I also explained to the nice lady about having a similar call yesterday and that I was told they would ring again – next week, not the next day!

She apologised for the confusion and suggested we ring the Centro de Salud ourselves to make an appointment.

OK. We can do that.


Saturday am

Rita is 69, so she is in the cohort being given the Johnson and Johnson version.

I’m 70 and am in a different cohort which is due to be jabbed also in April (it’s already 24th April, by the way, and I haven’t heard a dickie-bird.)

I read in SUR in English that 70 to 79-year-olds are to get the newly approved Janssen drug, which only requires one injection to be fully effective. Suits me.

Then, as soon as possible, I want to get el pasaporte verde to verify my Covid-19 status and let me travel without hassle. Can’t wait – no £100 a night quarantine in a UK hotel necessary then!

Hey, Amy, Carlo, Felix and Jude! And Jeryl! I’m on my way to Bow in the East End of London!

Tom, Su and Wilbur. See you by the sea in St. Leonard’s on Sea!

Simon and Marilyn. Get that double bed in your guest bedroom in South Gloucestershire made up!

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The “Accidental Spaniard” – Part Three
03 May 2021

Pablo de Ronda is an honorary Spaniard. He has lived and worked in the Serranía de Ronda for more than 12 years. Yet it was all an accident.

In Part One of his story he explained how he came to study Spanish at university.

In Part Two he told us how his life developed over the course of his degree, and how he ended up in hospital in Germany.

In this third and final part of his trilogy he relates how, with a degree in Spanish and German, he ended up living in Spain and married to a German.

He insists it was totally unplanned, and that that too was an accident.

After I recovered from my appendectomy I saw out the rest of my six months at Daimler-Benz AG and returned to Salford for the third term of my third year.

I’d earned good money at the luxury car manufacturer’s and bought myself a little car, a Hillman Imp. Not many students had cars in those days, so I was in a fortunate position, I guess.

I rented a grotty flat in Cheetham Hill, Manchester with my Northern Irish pal Mel. Mel could play guitar and sing and my voice wasn’t too bad either. Out of the blue we got offered the “job” of resident folk singers on Thursday nights at the Star Inn, Salford.


The one-armed landlord thought it was amusing to call us Hobson’s Choice.

There was a bunch of first-year female modern languages students who used to come every Thursday, and one, a blonde, called Jeryl, caught my eye. It wasn’t long before we were “stepping out”.

She had a licence so shared the driving whenever we went out. I drove there and she drove back. An ideal arrangement. Drink driving was just starting to become “taboo”.

Jeryl and I became an “item”. We stayed together through my final year, and her year abroad, spent in the Soviet Union and in southern France.

I graduated in 1973, did a Postgraduate Certificate in Education (PGCE) in Sheffield and became a modern languages teacher in Northwich, Cheshire.

By this time Jeryl and I were “living in sin” in a tower block in Salford Shopping Centre, while she finished off her degree.

Under pressure from parents to marry (living together out of wedlock was still a bit “iffy” in the early 1970s, we “jumped the broom” in January 1975. Then we bought our first house in Walkden, Greater Manchester. We paid £11,000 and had a mortgage with an interest rate of 16%!

Fast forward to the year 2000, our Silver Wedding Anniversary.

In  the intervening years I’d become Head of Spanish at a Boys’ Grammar School in Middleton, near Rochdale and then Head of Modern Languages and later Senior Teacher at a mixed comprehensive school in Newton-le-Willows, Merseyside.

Then I left the classroom and became a schools adviser for St Helens Council. Later I was a Senior General Adviser for Sefton Council for 10 years.

After graduation Jeryl had done a MA and then PhD in International Marketing and gone into industry working for textile giant Courtaulds. She quite quickly became export manager for a company within the group.

We moved to Thelwall, near Warrington, Cheshire. That house cost an eye-watering £37,500, with a mortgage rate still around 16%. We stayed in that house, extending it twice, for 25 years.

We had two kids, Amy and Tom, and we went to Spain on holiday or with work every year. Jeryl was also a real hispanophile by this time and had made the effort to do evening classes in Spanish. She soon became nearly as good as me at castellano!

In fact, our Spanish bank manager once said her accent was better than mine!

Tired of the slog of export management, Jeryl switched to academia. Firstly at the University of Salford, where she became Professor of International Marketing and later at the University of Bradford Business School as Professor of International Marketing and Head of Department.

To celebrate 25 years of marriage, in August 2000 we arranged a little tour of Andalucía, staying in paradores for a week. Two nights in Ronda, two in Arcos de la Frontera, one in Cádiz, one in Córdoba and one in Málaga Gibralfaro.

We loved it, especially Ronda and the pueblos blancos of the Serranía de Ronda.

The following year we bought a little apartment in the Barrio San Francisco in Ronda. We named it Piso Blanco. Two years later we also bought a little house to do up, Casa Blanca, also in the Barrio.

Then in 2005 I had my annus horribilis. A nervous breakdown, divorce and redundancy. Wow! A triple whammy if ever there was one!

Two failed relationships later, one with the former object of my desires as an undergraduate, Jac,  who was a widow when we finally got together (her husband Danny had committed suicide many years before), I was at a loose end.

I found myself in Ronda at the beginning of September 2008 for La Feria de Pedro Romero, the annual bullfighting festival.



That was where I met the lovely Rita, whom I naturally nicknamed the Meter Maid. A German, resident in Montejaque for two years at that time, she didn’t have a clue what I was on about with her nickname, having more classical musical interests than the Beatles.

Anyway, we fell in love, I moved in with her at the end of 2008, we married in 2010 and the rest is history.

That is how this “accidental Spaniard”, who’d studied Spanish by chance, ended up living in Spain with a German, using both languages every single day. Not many languages graduates can make that claim!

But it was not planned at all. It was all an accident!


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The “Accidental Spaniard” – Part Two
30 April 2021

Pablo de Ronda is an honorary Spaniard. He has lived and worked in the Serranía de Ronda for more than 12 years. Yet it was all an accident really.

In Part One of his story he explained how he came to study Spanish at university.

In Part Two he tells us how his life developed over the course of his degree, and how he ended up in hospital in Germany.

As I outlined in The “Accidental Spaniard” - Part One I was good at languages at school and when I came to go to university to study French and German, the university I attended managed to persuade me to drop French and start Spanish from scratch, ie ab initio.

After a difficult first year as an undergraduate, I dropped out of the course. I was way too immature. So I went to work for a year, earning the princely sum of £10 a week in a small supermarket back in Exeter.

At the time it was enough for me to run a car, my mum’s Morris Minor, smoke and go out most nights. I was living at home. I made a contribution to the household, but my dad, bless him, put it aside and gave me it all back when I returned to my degree course after a year of “maturation”.

I didn’t have to repeat the first year, so joined a new cohort as the “older guy”. This new group of students made me very welcome. One, the dusky Hazel, from Kingston-upon-Hull via Vienna (her mum was Austrian) even asked me out on a date! Blimey!

That went very well for a while. She didn’t want a commitment, but we stayed friends for years.

Another, Welsh girl Jac, was in all my classes – she was doing Spanish from scratch alongside German, like I was. Another dark-haired beauty, I fancied her like hell, but I was too slow off the mark and my friend Danny snapped her up – and married her in our Final Year, while they were still undergraduates!

Not doing too well on the romantic front. Maybe I should try a blonde!

Well, you say that! Look what happened next.

At Easter 1970 we were sent to Spain for the first part of our year abroad. Seven of us flew to Barcelona, and then, because the trains were full (Easter), we all squeezed into a hire car (a BIG hire car) and travelled all the way across northern Spain to San Sebastián, where we were to attend university for three months.

I had to do all the driving, as I was the only one with a driving licence.

We arrived in the elegant Basque coastal resort at night and found that alcohol was very, very cheap, a mere one peseta (< 1p) for a glass of wine!



The worst hangover of my life later, I decided I really liked what I’d seen of Spain so far: seedy Barcelona, capital of Catalonia, and genteel Donostia (the politically correct Basque name for San Seb nowadays).

I was in love with Spain. Oh, and there was a bubbly blonde in our group, Brenda, who had snogged me in Barcelona. She won my heart too and we dated for a short time, but she soon replaced me with a local shop owner, so once again I was “single” and devastated.

Three months later, university course over, we were free to spend the next three months in Spain, doing whatever we wanted.

I’d landed myself a job in the office of a local Basque tour operator, Dorfe. The boss, Toni (Antonio Dorronsoro Feliner), was the Basque equivalent of a “wide boy”, but he ran a tight operation ferrying British and Irish Catholic pilgrims from Lourdes in France to San Sebastián, in order for them to let their hair down after all that praying and grotto-visiting at the French pilgrimage site.

After a few weeks in the office, Tony asked me if I’d like to have a go as a guide. I did and never looked back. I became his top commission earner (for selling excursions) in no time at all.

The other guides were all local girls, by the way, and all beautiful – of course.

There was Amaya, slightly older and the more experienced of the group, Marisa, engaged, Begoña, a good mate, giggly Carmen, sultry María and Coro. Coro was a stunner. I fell for her big style.

But this provincial Devonshire lad didn’t have a clue about dating. Remember: Hazel and Brenda made their moves on me, and I’d lost Jac through being too slow off the mark.

So, nothing ever happened between me and Coro.

Come the end of the summer it was time to head off to Germany for the second leg of my year abroad.

A quick stopover with Roger at the Munich Oktoberfest (it is actually in September, in fact!) and I found myself in Stuttgart, working as a translator at Daimler-Benz AG, the manufacturers of Mercedes-Benz vehicles.

Coincidentally, both Jac and Brenda had placements in Stuttgart too, at Bosch and Siemens respectively.

Then I got acute appendicitis and was admitted to hospital for an emergency operation.

What happened next? Find out in The “Accidental Spaniard” – Part Three.

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Ben and Joan, Monty Jack and Big Ron
27 April 2021

Several years ago, when he first moved to live in the Serranía de Ronda, Pablo de Ronda wrote about three pueblos blancos in the area for a local website. He thought the wider readership of EyeOnSpain might also be interested to read about them too. Here is an updated version of the article.

Three of the loveliest pueblos blancos of the Guadiaro Valley in our part of the Serranía de Ronda are Monty Jack, its neighbour Ben and Joan and the stunning jewel in the crown, Big Ron. Otherwise known as Montejaque, Benaoján and Ronda

Montejaque, at 689 square metres above sea level, nestles in the shadow of two mountains, Hacho and Tavizna.  With a population of just below 1000, it’s small and quiet. The barrio nazarí, the old village tucked in at the top of Montejaque, is charming with higgledy-piggledy houses and narrow alleys originating from the days of the Moorish occupation, 711 to 1492, was designed to keep dwellings cool in the heat of summer and sheltered and warm in the cold of winter.

Over the years a number of these older houses, many of which were nothing more than ruined dwellings or animal shelters, have been bought up by northern Europeans and renovated into holiday cottages or permanent homes.  Some 40 or so guiris (foreigners, half of them British and Irish) live in Monty Jack on a permanent basis.

The surrounding land is given over largely to olive cultivation and cork production.  The village is now quite thriving, with significant construction work in the newer lower part of the village still ongoing despite the various recessions, estados de alarma and the Covid-19 pandemic.

Benaoján, by contrast, is a pork town, with a number of processing factories in the village itself and down the hill in Estación de Benaoján, its sister settlement alongside the railway line to Algeciras.  With an overall population of 1,500 Ben and Joan are famous for their hams, sausages, cold meats and other pork products, based on the ubiquitous black pigs which roam freely feasting on acorns from the thousands of oak trees. Benaoján is evidently more industrial and shabby than its neighbour up the hill. 

Also in the lee of a mountain, at 564 meters above sea level, it gets the early morning sun but goes into shadow early in the evening.  It too has had a small influx of foreigners, also around 40, and it is a friendly place.  Ben and Joan is larger than Monty Jack and has more amenities, such as a clinic, football pitch, petrol station and repair garage, a newsagents and a florists.

Both villages are about 20 minutes by road from magical Ronda, the highest of the three at 739 metres and the largest town hereabouts.  Big Ron has a population of around 34,000, over 1,400 of them foreigners.  Whilst the Ciudad Soñada (City of Dreams) has most amenities and is a great town, Montejaque and Benaoján are quieter and slap bang in the middle of the most spectacular scenery you could wish to see.  The whole of the Guadiaro Valley is a delightful area for a holiday, or even better, for living in.

Why not come and see us?  There is plenty of holiday rental accommodation of differing types and to suit all tastes and pockets, or your dream house could be just waiting there for you to discover it.

More information:

The following website provides listings and other information on the area:

Recommended holiday rentals:

Casa Rita, Montejaque -

Villa Indiana, Fuente de la Higuera, Ronda -

Casa Real, Montejaque – available from July 2021


About the author:

After taking early retirement from his career in the UK, Pablo de Ronda lived on and off in Ronda for five years before settling permanently in the area in 2008. He lived in Montejaque for three years with his second wife before they moved to Fuente de la Higuera, just outside Ronda, where they still live after 10 years.  As for Benaoján he used to buy his Sunday paper there and Estación de Benaoján is home to one of his favourite restaurants.

Semi-retired, he dabbles in house renovations, as well as gardening and writing. He also offers a translation, interpreting, holiday rental and homefinder service. He can be contacted at

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The "Accidental Spaniard" - Part One
27 April 2021

Pablo de Ronda is an honorary Spaniard. He has lived and worked in the Serranía de Ronda for more than 12 years. Yet it was all an accident really. He explains.

At school I was good at languages. I did German, French and Latin at GCE “O” Level (older readers will remember fondly those exams taken at age 16). My grades were pretty good (A, B, B respectively), so I did German and French at “A” Level, alongside Pure Mathematics and Art.

When the time came to apply for university, it seemed evident that I would study languages, so I applied for places on one of the new-fangled degree courses that had begun to appear, courses with more emphasis on communication and less focus, or none at all, on literature.

My first choices were the universities of Bradford and Salford, both former Royal Colleges of Advanced Technology, which were enjoying a growing reputation for the excellence of their modern languages courses in the late 60s.

I was called to the University of Bradford for a rigorous series of tests and interviews which took up most of a day, after which they put me on the “waiting list”; not an offer as such.

The next interview was a couple of weeks later at the University of Salford. Similarly rigorous interview process, followed by a final interview with two professors, Juan Sager*, Argentine-born and bi-lingual in German and Spanish, and Anthony Layton, English-born and fluent in Russian.

After some probing into my background – son of a South Wales miner, born in rural North Devon, no graduates in my family background, Dad a labourer and Mum an office clerk – the two professors threw a curved ball at me.

“Would you consider dropping either French or German and starting a new language ab initio?” asked Professor Sager.  I’d done Latin “O” Level so I knew that ab initio meant “from scratch”.

“Wouldn’t that be a bit daft?” I replied. “I’ve already invested seven years in learning French and five in German.”

“We would make you a lower offer.”

I was beginning to feel the pressure a bit. Bradford had only put me on their waiting list and this was my last chance to get a place on a modern course. The other unis on my list, like Surrey, were somewhat more traditional with compulsory literature, which I wanted to avoid.

Enthusiastically I said: “Oh, really? Which languages are on offer from scratch then?”

Italian, Russian or Spanish.”

“OK. Can I think about it for a couple of days and let you know?”

“I’m afraid not,” said the other interviewer, Professor Layton. “You have to decide here and now or we shan’t make you an offer at all!”

Bloody hell! It’s like double-glazing salesmen. You know the drill: “This price is only available for the next five minutes. After that it’s back to full price.”

“Oh! Well, can I have a minute, please?”

I was completely on my own, about to make a decision that would have repercussions for my entire life.

I went through each language in my head.

Italian first. Back then, aged 17, I had an irrational aversion to Italy, to Italians and to things Italian. So, Italian was out.

Funnily enough I’ve never yet been to Italy, but I do like a lot of things Italian now. Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida; Ferraris and Lamborghinis. I even had a Lambretta scooter for a while. The Italian Football team won the World Cup four times. Pasta and pizza are delicious and my Ferroli boiler is bloody good! It’s only ever not worked when I forgot to order oil!

Russian. I started a Russian “O” Level course as a subsidiary subject in the Lower Sixth, but gave up after a few weeks because the teacher was hopeless. He told the class that he was only a page or so in front of us in the course book, as he sought to add a string to his teaching bow by learning Russian.

So, that left me with Spanish. To my eternal shame I knew absolutely zilch about the second most important language in the world after English. I knew the capital was Madrid and that they had lots of tacky holiday costas, but that was about it.

“I’ve come to a decision. Can I drop French and do Spanish instead?

“Yes, of course,” they piped up in unison. “Instead of the normal two Bs and a C, you just need a B and 2 Cs. Congratulations! We look forward to seeing you in October.

It was 1968 and I’d just changed the course of my life – by accident!

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