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14 Dec 2010 00:00 by miguelcarr Star rating. 209 forum posts Send private message

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Hi All

Just to wish you all a very Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year. Lets hope we all get whatever we wish for next year.

I fly home tomorrow for 3 weeks of cold weather but I am looking forward to it. Have a great festive Holiday & dont forget you can't take it with you Spend it !!!!!

I dont think this is a christmas joke but it is a good one All the Best Everyone

Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed
in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his 
 
mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure  A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.  Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask
'Are my  testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies  'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her  embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong  with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'

 



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Mick & Pam  



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14 Dec 2010 22:19 by sandside Star rating. 32 forum posts Send private message

Hi Mick,

Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you and Pam. Enjoy your time home in the cold, that won't matter, at least you are with your family for Christmas. Looking forward to seeing you both again in San Juan in the near future. All the best, Lynn and Jimmy xx




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16 Dec 2010 11:31 by mark003 Star rating. 24 forum posts Send private message

hi merry christmas to mick pam and all at callas del pinar. just had a few days in san juan. nice weather. had a good day sunday at mi cortco as west brom beat newcasle.sorry mick see you next year mark and sharon




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18 Dec 2010 11:08 by roger Star rating in Sutton Coldfield. 168 forum posts Send private message

Hi Mick & Pam,

Thanks for the `festive humour` I`m nursing a hangover following a night out with the boys from the squash club so laughing hurts a bit.....

You`ll surely die of thermal shock coming back from the jungle to all this `weather`....

Stella & I would like to wish everyone all the best for Christmas and 2011, fingers crossed everything will continue in a positive direction in San Juan, we were only saying the other day how pleased we are that we stuck it out, great people, great place & all we need now is a sub station....

See you next year & cheers!

Roger




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23 Dec 2010 16:37 by Curtis Star rating. 131 forum posts Send private message

Hi All

Have a geat Christmas and hopefully New Year will bring many reunions in SJ. Heading down in Jan so I'm sure it'll be very quiet but....

Best to all

Sean and MArgot




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24 Dec 2010 13:38 by mojito Star rating in Cupar Fife / San Jua.... 253 forum posts Send private message

What do monkeys sing at Christmas - Jungle bells, jungle bells!

Merry Christmas to everyone at SJ and hope to be out enjoying the lovely weather soon.  May 2011 bring health and happiness to all and the completion of CDP. 



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25 Dec 2010 19:19 by Marilyn Star rating. 35 forum posts Send private message

Merry Christmas All,

to all of us who have been lucky enough to complete and especially to those still waiting, all the very best to you and yours,

Love and best wishes,

Marilyn & Rik




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