Just to wish you all a very Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year. Lets hope we all get whatever we wish for next year.
I fly home tomorrow for 3 weeks of cold weather but I am looking forward to it. Have a great festive Holiday & dont forget you can't take it with you Spend it !!!!!
I dont think this is a christmas joke but it is a good one All the Best Everyone
A male patient is lying in bed
in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask
'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'