24 Nov 2007 8:29 PM:

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !



How many men does it take to open a beer?

None It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can

walk down the street with a bald head and a beer

gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and

to the select few women who can handle the truth !


Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

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24 Nov 2007 8:25 PM:



Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

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21 Nov 2007 3:34 PM:

tell me about it , i was being messed around terribly and thought i had lost everything , im still trying to get my money back and have bought a new villa from an english developer who has this amazing offer going , they are called pooley-santos, here is thier website, www.pooley-santos.co.uk  i saw thier ad here   http://www.mojacarmagazine.com/page27.html  

and called them basically they are offering to bail people out that are having problems , basically they will credit however much you have lost against one of thier new properties so you dont have to worry, if you are in this position you realy need to read thier ad and look at what they have to offer,  its half way down the page on the right  on that link above,  or just get thier number off the website and give them a call they are down to earth and dont tell lies,  i am happy with my new villa and i still havent had any money back from the other developer but its ok because these people rescued me  i think i have had a very lucky escape!

 


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