02 Jul 2007 2:56 PM:

A TEACHER WAS TAECHING A CLASS OF 6 YEAR OLDS AND SHE SAID TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR SOME FARMYARD SOUNDS. SO LITTLE SARA STICKS HER HAND UP AND SAID IVE GOT ONE MISS SO SHE WENT MOO MOO AND THE TEACHER SAID WHATS THAT SARA AND SHE SAID ITS A COW MISS LITTLE ROBERT STICKS HIS HAND UP AND SAID IVE GOT ONE MISS AND THE TEACHER SAID OK WHATS YOURS SO HE WENT CLUCK CLUCK AND THE TAECHER SAID WHATS THAT ROBERT AND ROBERT SAID A CHICKEN MISS  LITTLE JOHNNY UP THE BACK SHOUTED OUT IVE GOT ONE MISS OH ALRIGHT JOHNNY WHATS YOUR FARMYARD SOUND SO GETS UP ON THE CHAIR AND SHOUTS OUT GET OFF THAT FUCKING TRACTOR

Forum thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

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02 Jan 2007 12:51 PM:

Just returned after spending a week in our bungalow and can confirm

that a bar opened in the commercial area on the 30th Dec.

Also we were informed that a combined resturant and bar is to open opposite, sometime in Feb.

Community thread: RIBS please - spare ones!

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