A handsome young man was walking across La Zenia beach in the winter sunshine with his hands in his pockets. Whilst walking he noticed a bottle sticking up from the sand and kicked it. The bottle smashed in a cloud of blue smoke and from this smoke a large genie appeared and startled the handsome young man.
The genie looked down on the startled, handsome young man and said “Thank you startled, handsome young man. I have been trapped in that bottle for 200 years and as a reward I will grant you one wish”.
The startled, handsome young man looked up at the genie and said “ Mr Genie” (for he was also a polite, startled, handsome young man) “Mr Genie I am 25 years old and I have never had a girlfriend because of my extremely badly deformed and claw like hands. My wish is that you make my hands normal so that I can sample the delights of the female form”.
The polite, startled, handsome young man then removed his hands from his pockets and showed the genie the ghastly sight of his extremely badly deformed and claw like hands.
The genie looked upon the hands and said “I am very sorry polite, startled, handsome young man but your hands are so badly deformed and claw like that even with my immense powers making them normal is totally impossible and beyond anyone’s powers. There is no way at all that it will happen”
On hearing this tears welled up in the eyes of the polite, startled, handsome young man. Seeing this, the genie said “Tearful, polite, startled, handsome young man you still have a wish available. Is there anything else that I can do for you?”.
The tearful, polite, startled, handsome young man thought for a moment and wiped the tears from his eyes with his extremely deformed and claw like hands, looked up at the genie and said “ Mr Genie what I really would like you to do is to make San Jose Inversiones the most successful building firm in the history of the universe. They would then avoid liquidation and the people from SARCO would be able to have their houses in 2009. The people from the forums on Eye on Spain and Santa Ana Del Monte would be able to get their money back with interest and the nice people in the apartments in La Zenia and the houses at Playa Golf would not have to leave their properties by the 31st December”.
The genie sighed and looked down on the tearful, polite, startled, handsome young man and said
“Just let me have another look at those hands”!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feliz Navidad