The Crazy Guy

I've discovered some great wristwatches for sale cheaply in Supeco, the yellow supermarket chain which belongs to Carrefour.

They're such good value that I've bought several in different colours and am basing my new-found "sartorial look" around these watches.

[Photo: Supeco]    

They cost a mere 7,90 euros.

What's the reaction?

My "lovely Rita" thinks I'm nuts, but that's normal. So I've got a turquoise watch; a darker green one; a pale pink one and a darker pink also; and a white one.

What I think has tipped Rita "over the top" is me painting my toenails to match!

But that makes sense. I have toenail fungus which turns my nails black and is ugly. They are too far gone to be curable, so I go to a podologo (chiropodist) every couple of months and he cuts the nails back and grinds the ridges off.

By the way, I know a couple of other men - without fungus - who paint their toenails. Spaniards. They're not "gay", maybe metrosexuals, but they like it. So do I.

I'm "The Crazy Guy", after all.

Links:

From North Devon to South Spain in seven decades... Part Three: A New Life in Andalucía - Secret Serrania

Golden Wedding anniversary - Eye on Spain

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Photos:

Paul Whitelock, Supeco

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In English, we say "Two's company, three's a crowd". In Spanish "Dos son compañía, tres son multitud".
 

Yet three is also a common number. As in "the best things come in threes".

[CSA Images]    

I prefer "TWO"!

"TWO" is usually good! But not always.

"TWO" in my life

I've had two marriages; I have two houses in Spain; My wife and I have two cars; We have two cats; I have two pensions; so does she; I have two children; each of which has two children.

    [Image: Cambridge Dictionary blog]

Let's take a closer look

Marriage

I was married for the first time for 30 years; the second time around we've clocked up 15 already.

    Daughter Amy, Diane and ex-wife Jeryl [PW]     Rita and Paul's wedding [HMR]

Two houses

I own our domicilio and another house in a pueblo blanco which is a holiday rental. Both positive experiences, although now I'm trying to sell the vivienda rural, to realise some cash for our twilight years.

    Villa Indiana [Paul Whitelock]                                    Casa Real [airBnb]

Two cars

We have two cars. Why? I think we could manage with one, but Rita thinks otherwise.

    Peugeot 2008 [carwow]                                                             Peugeot 207 cabriolet [unattributed]

Two cats

Both are rescue cats which chose us. Pauline and Fritzi are delightful, but they do restrict us.

Two pensions

I have my UK state pension, which is a pittance. Fortunately I have an occupational pension as well, which is reasonable in Spain. I would be on benefits in the UK. 

Rita also has two pensions, but they are small (she was a stay-at-home mum for years).

[IMAGE courtesy of BBVA]

Two children

I had two children with my first wife, Jeryl, a girl and a boy. They have been an absolute joy.

Grandchildren

Amy had two boys, Felix and Jude. Tom had two boys also, Wilbur and Buckley.

As a grandparent I enjoy spending time with them, although I'm glad to hand them back at the end of the day.

My English Family [Tom Whitelock]    

Conclusion

TWO is a good number in most respects. I would give up on the two cars, but apart from that I don't have a problem with the number.

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AirBnb, Cambridge Dictionary blog, carwow, CSA Images, HMR, Paul Whitelock, Tom Whitelock, 

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