When it rained last week, the current vice-president (the new president has switched her routine of going away every weekend, to going away all week now - I wonder why?) asked me if we should turn the automatic irrigation system off. I agreed that would be a good idea. He then asked me to show him how to do this.
I reminded him that I gave both him and the president printed instructions when they took over, and also reminded him that it is the gardener's responsibility to adjust the programmer, as he's supposedly the one who knows how much water the plants need. Of course, the gardener is as much use as a chocolate teapot, so someone needs to ring the adminsistrator, who needs to ring the gardening company boss, who needs to tell his employee to get his act together (none of us are too sure what language the gardener understands) every time we think that maybe the timer needs changing......
But of course, none of this matters to me, because
I AM NO LONGER THE PRESIDENT.
IT IS SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM
I DON'T CARE.
But of course, I do, don't I? That's why I'm ranting about it here.
