18 Jun 2013 9:51 PM:
Hi friend, the names Kev! Like yourself, I am a holiday goer at condado. Although I like to walk with my dog winston most of the time, I do have great ability 'at the wheel'. I own a bright red ford fiesta and I regularly take it for a spin round the twists and turns of condado. Although I have no driving qualifications to my name, what I do have is a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a long career of touring Europe in my car. If you are looking for a driving instructor I am your man. I recently broke my personal best lap time around condado to just 1 minute 47 seconds. This may take you by suprise as it is extremely fast. However, if you would like to take up my offer then we can arrange a meeting time. Alternatively, you can try and spot my car on the condado grounds. The registration of the car is 'B0Y R4CER' and there is a large sticker on the side saying 'the speed demon'. Thankyou for reading this. Smiley Kev.
Community thread: Driving lessons?
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01 Jun 2013 5:08 PM:
I am deeply disheartened and upset that such accusations could be pointed in the direction of myself. All I try to do is to serve and protect the people of condado de alhama, and this is how I am treated. Each morning, I look over the al Kasar swimming pool and pledge allegiance to being a loyal community servant. The once smiley Kev, is not so smiley anymore.
Community thread: HORROR AT AL KASAR
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30 May 2013 12:50 AM:
Tonight on the 29th of May 2013, I smiley Kev witnessed an indescribable event. I was out on a gander with my dog Winston at the approximate hour of 23:35. Soon after I had completed my 13th lap of the al Kasar swimming pool, I noticed a group of adult and youth males wandering out of the new American diner. They began to approach the al Kasar swimming pool - I should note that much to my dismay signs have recently been put up stating that swimming is no longer allowed in the al Kasar pool- anyway back to the story. As the males approached the pool, one man began to jump into the water and proceeded to walk across. As winston laid down on the stone floor I looked on with complete horror in my eyes. The man continued to walk across before completing a return lap in the opposite direction. As he exited the water he was mobbed and cheered by his compadres. I say to you fellow condadoers that this man MUST be caught. We must find him. I sincerely hope that this post is taken with the upmost seriousness, as I believe this matter needs to be addressed. Thankyou, Smiley Kev.
Community thread: HORROR AT AL KASAR
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18 Apr 2013 8:14 PM:
I for one am surely for being allowed in the water at al Kazar! This particular forum subject has reminded me of a story that begins back in the summer of 2012. It was a hot July afternoon and the heat was proving to be to much for me. I opted to go for a nice couple of lengths in the pool on my jardin. My trunks were on, my towel was in hand, and my nice green lilo was ready to go. However, as I looked out of my door I was greeted with the sight of a pool full of swimmers! These conditions would be inadequate for a nice few lengths and a float on my new lilo! So to cut a long story short, I made the decision to wander down to the water at al kazar. I arrived through the great stone arches and it was like a gift from god. The water was empty, not a swimmer in site. Without thinking twice, I jumped in to the water. I began to float backwards on my lilo in the lovely summer sun. I was blissfully unaware of everything else in the world. As I floated over to the other side of the water, I was greeted with a firm hand on my shoulder. I was that shocked, that I actually fell off my lilo into the water. I looked up to see a large security guard. To say he looked angry was an undertstatement. He pulled me out of the water, before escorting me off the premises. I think it is ridiculous that this water is not utilised and used as a bathing pool. Hopefully I can convince my fellow citizens of condado to use this water more often!
Community thread: What do we need on Al Kazar
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