26 May 2010 12:00 AM:

Bet ya all missed me heh.  Been away for a bit.  Tell ya that Wormwood Scrubs is in a nice area.  I took £16,000 off a security van, an when I got caught I said I'd give it back.  But they put me away instead.  Thought not bl**dy right, it worked for Hazel blears and all them other pigs that were at the trough.   Hey cuz (June) thought you were comin to visit.  You'd have liked it there its in a dead posh area.  Ok so compared to my council estate everywhere's posh.  Even the police dogs patrol in packs were I live.

Whats happened while I've been gon?  Paramount or someone buildin a theme park.  Ya kno me an my lot cud get a caraven an pitch it in Condadao.  We'd make a fortune.  Imigine in the summer me missus cud sell flowers an cr*p. Then you'd have all the younguns red hot an lookin for some coke.  Hope that afternoon wind dont blow it all away. An me kids cud sell cold drinks.

Anyway out there next week, Whit week.  It'll b great my kids will have lots of people to play with. Leavin us to get on with som serios drinkin.  Settin off now.  Me, me missus an 9 kids, and me new girlfriend. She's calmed down now since she stopped that cage fightin.

Just gotta get me 3000 watt karoake machine in the van.  Been to Asda an got me cheap ale in before them Tory  (--- edited coz it needed to be, tho we agree with what he said  ---) put the priceses up.  Now where's Love and Hat me two favourite rottwell Rotwill dogs.

See ya all on Monday

 

Tony

Community thread: Whit Week

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25 Oct 2009 1:02 AM:

Hi All,

Great news.  That means we'll be able to afford taxi's to condado instead of drivin me camper van all the way there.  Also be able to start our drinkin at home, then continue it at the airport, and on the plane.  May even have enough over to get a bigger karaoke system on hire than the one we were bringin over.  And Condado is coming along too!   Can't wait for me an me family an me new girlfriend to get out there next summer!

Oh yeah great info Martyn.  Know its not June coz she went out on her bike for milk three days ago.  Martyn's only noticed coz the dishes were buildin up in the sink.

 

Tony (If female I "may" have spelled it Toni?)

Taxi's to Condado- - - Bring it on!!!!

 

This message was last edited by Tony Wragg on 25/10/2009.
Community thread: Corvera Airport

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20 Sep 2009 11:17 PM:

Hi All,

As yer all aware I've had me say on this forum before over similar issues.

Jeeeeez these people are even worse than my family.

Never thought I'd say this.  But I'm backin the snobs people on here 100%.  That kind of behaviour is totally unacceptable, and urgently needs to be dealt with.

Someone needs to report to Polaris and RPM the Jardine number concerned, and have them send a letter defining our disgust at this behaviour.  

But can anyone on here give any ideas on what can be legaly implemented as a form of punishment. (Besides allowin me an me family to live next door to them next time they return).

Jokin aside, what can be invoked in such circumstances. 

Community thread: Party goers Jardin 12/3

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10 Sep 2009 11:52 AM:

Hi Queitman,

Befor ya slap yaself on ya back, wozent u that wound me up.  Everyone on the other thread woz jus moanin about me kids an me girlfriend makin noise.  Jeeeez its a H-O-L-I-D-A-Y  R-E-S-O-R-T.  An also with terrace style apartments ya gonna get noise.  If ya want peace an quiet buy a villa in the middle of nowhere, or get off ya high horse. 

Or get RPM to set up a noise police patrol.

Knock knock.  Excuse me sir but its 2 am an your snoring is buggin the quietman

 

Tony

Community thread: completed

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09 Sep 2009 1:02 AM:

Hi Jan an all snobs off here.

I hav bought in condado, thats why I'm back next year. 

But wont be dive bombin in swimmin pools after middnight.  Thats coz I realise now why you're not supposed to.  Its late at night when they put all the chemicals in to keep the water clean.  Started to fade me bl**dy tattoos now, all them chemicals an stuff.  No bl**dy notice or warnin signs hangin off the gates about that is there.  I'm gonna sue RPM an Polaris.  Maybe I'll get enough to upgrade me 600 watt karaoke machine to 1000 watts.

Community thread: Vandalism Garden 8

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