23 Oct 2012 12:44 PM:

The ceilings in our Spanish house are quite high. One night my wife woke up and noticed a huge cockroach on the ceiling above our bed. She woke me up to dispose of it. However the only way that I could reach it was to stand on the bed and use a long handled broom to knock it down onto the floor. I told my wife to grab a shoe and when I knocked it on to the floor she was to whack it one. I climbed onto the bed with the broom, my wife stood poised with a shoe (one of mine of course) and I knocked it off the ceiling. My wife was only wearing a nightie and it went straight down her cleavage! Even the neighbours at the end of the street could hear the scream!!

Thread: Cockroaches! Thank God they've gone!

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