24 Jun 2013 2:41 PM:
Hi fellow Condadudes & Condadudettes.
This thread has shed some light on a recent incident that befell myself as I was out dog-walking on the Condado inner ring road (or the speed track as some would obviously call it). First of all, there appears to be a team of 'crack joggers' whose sole intention is to appear from nowhere and take a running jump over my bewildered Shihtzu, Albert, as he performs his daily ablutions! Chief protagonist amongst these crazed runners is some buffoon dressed in what seems to be hi-vis pink Lycra! Why he feels the need to leapfrog my dog is baffling, but suffice to say, I have reported this incident several times. The reason for posting on this thread is only a couple of days ago, after yet another mad jogger attack, I was about to cross the 'racetrack' to enter the holy grail of Al-Kasar in order to purchase my daily ice cream. Looking forward to this delectable sugary treat, I perhaps wasn't paying as much attention as I should. I stepped into the road and was almost flipped over by a maniac driving a red Ford Fiesta with the aforementioned reg plate. Quick as a flash I whipped out my portable speed gun and clocked this idiot doing a frankly ridiculous 19 miles per hour. I am unaware of the speed limit on Condado, but surely walking pace is more than fast enough? Do we want total carnage on the mean streets of Condado? I think not! And so join with me, fellow residents, when I say 'Smiley Kev, your card has been marked.'
Dangerous Dave.
Community thread:
Driving lessons?
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