If it wasn't for the sex.......I'd be a lesbian ! ! !
Friday, August 8, 2008 @ 5:10 PM
My life is full of 'grumpy' men, both old and young.
Last night, a seven year old male stuck a key in the main back door and broke the lock and the 24 hour locksmith ( male ) said he couldn't come till 11am today ( so what does 24 hour mean ? )
This morning ( early ) a chap rang the doorbell to say he hadn't got any electrickery. Dia you pay the bill asks El Presidente. It's on direct debit says he, but I've got a new bank account and did not give it to Ibedrola..............
Straight after that the phone rang and an owner from England ( male ) wanted to know why he was on the debtor's list ( how does he know cos we only put it in the notice board at 5pm yesterday? ) Simple answer............because you've not paid your dues !!
Off to the pool for a cooling dip to be confronted by the annual blow up dingy with large male and four little males. Please take the boat out of the pool says I. * ###***###*** says he ( I think he meant NO )
Then I opened an e mail which was enquiring as to why his name had been displayed on the debtor's list in
2004. WHAT, why has it taken you so long to ask ? and by the way, you are STILL in arrears !!
Enter El Presidente. Hi Darling, you ok? ( from me ). Grunt, from El Presidente. What's wrong ( me ). Grunt from El Presidente. Ok, it's going to be one of THOSE conversations is it?
So I'm off to find a woman to talk to now cos I DO NOT want another conversation with a grumpy male !!!
NO SEX.......................................just logical conversation !!