Nudity
Tuesday, July 8, 2008 @ 2:01 PM
I do not have a problem with topless sunbathing and neither does El Presidente !!
Neither do we have a problem with nude sunbathing as long as it's on a nudist beach so people can choose whether or not they want to be there.
BUT both El Presidente and myself have a problem with nude sunbathing on a ground floor apartment balcony !!
YES......................it happens here !!
It was unfortunate that the lady in question was somewhat inebriated so having a rational conversation was impeded by the large bottle of creme de something in her hand and by this time she was no longer stretched out on the balcony floor in the altogether but approaching El Presidente with great rapidity.
EXIT El Presidente !!
ENTER El Presidente's wife ( me ).
'Do you think you copuld put some clothes on?'.....................'No I don't want a drink thankyou, it's only 9 o'clock in the morning'.....................'Yes, I know it's hot but you really should put at least a bikini on'........................'What, you're waiting for your boyfriend?' .....................' I hope he's got some clothes on'................' What do you mean, he hasn't'.....................
' Oh, he's here.......................and NO HE HASN'T GOT ANY CLOTHES ON !!! '
EXIT El Presidente's wife.