The rule is......................you
MUST shower before entering the Communal pool. I'm pretty sure that most of them don't.
But as El Presidente is not the 'pool police' and does not wish to sit on poolside all day to ensure everybody obeys all the rules ( why not, I say ? )
There was agreat commotion in the pool area last night about 8ish apparently. Our apartment is on the opposite side to the pool so we don't necessarily know what's going on at any given time.................but sure as eggs are eggs........somebody will tell us !!
Sure enough, the phone rang and simultaniously, the doorbell rang and the intercom blared out, must be the start of World War 3 then ?
NO. MUCH WORSE !!
'That woman is in the shower washing her hair'. OK, what's the problem ?? 'She's in the Community shower washing her hair, that's Community water she's using'.
Did you tell her she's not supposed to do that asks El presidente?
'No..............you're the Presidente, not me, you tell her'.
Well, as an owner, you could have spoken to her about it, says the Presidente.
'No F****** chance mate, she's got
NO CLOTHES ON !!! '
Exit El Presidente's wife to ask the woman nicely if she would care to use the shower in her own apartment and not the Community shower for her ablutions.
Sure enough, there she was in the all together with shampoo and shower gel everywhere ( and TALCOM POWDER at the ready )
This is not a good idea, says I, use your own shower please, not the Community shower.
Her response ??...............................'I pay my Community fees so I can do what I want.'
Where's the 'swear box?' AND where do I look in The Horizontal property Law for the answer to this ???