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Chrissie1 said:
Thursday, October 16, 2008 @ 7:12 PM

But Mr Plodding the piccie looks like a chicken breast cos I'm sure the testicles I have encountered are not that big and certainly aint that shape. You cheer me up no end. I still havent stopped smiling at the Erm Pardon blog. Thanks

Take care - Chrissie

PC Plodding. said:
Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 10:30 AM

Well yes I think I would find it difficult to walk if mine were that size!! But then again, if everything else was in proportion..... ;-)

Chrissie1 said:
Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 7:24 PM

Mr Plod

You are making my eyes water again. A recipe for disaster Pizza testicles and chicken breast balls. Now you got me wondering about a pudding ! You are a ray of sunshine.

Thanks Chrissie

PC Plodding. said:
Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 8:59 PM

You know Chrissie, I think this book is a load of Boll**ks!! As for pudding, how about spotted dick??

Chrissie1 said:
Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 9:20 PM

Spotted dick yumyum tanfastic takes me back to my school days. Now Iv'e got it how about spaghetti Bol---ck knees and crab cakes doh back to dinner again.

Hope no one is tuning in to this menu if they are I hope they have read your Erm Pardon Blog, I have just read it again and its a masterpiece. Chrissie

PC Plodding. said:
Saturday, October 18, 2008 @ 1:49 PM

Well back when I was a kid I regularly went to the Nottingham Goose Fair and there you could buy a cockerel shaped "stick of rock" on a lolly stick. Guess what.... It was called a cock-on-a-stick. Any more suggestions?

PC Plodding. said:
Saturday, October 18, 2008 @ 2:17 PM

Here we go again. I just did a search on amazon for "The Testicle Cookbook" and one thing it came up with is the Panasonic SD255 Breadmaker with Raisin/Nut Dispenser!! If you don't mind I will dispense my own nuts!!

However a search for just "Testicle" does bring up a few pages of results which was quite a surprise.

Chrissie1 said:
Saturday, October 18, 2008 @ 3:10 PM

Mr Plodicles I have just googled testicles and you are right I now know that if you feel something like a 'bag of worms' in your scrollies there is something to worry about, I would run a mile from anything that felt like that !! skinned, fried boiled and sliced I am proper educated now. I have heard about the 'cock on a stick' in Nottingham but never tasted it. I'm on a roll now I want to find some funny names for puds hopefully will find some and get back to you soon.

Chrissie

Chrissie1 said:
Saturday, October 18, 2008 @ 3:25 PM

Here are a few strange sounding puds, dont think I could fancy these if they were on a menu. Ploddicles how can I transfer a piccie from say google onto here ? I am fairly computer iliterate so make it simple if you can. Thanks

Triple-Bypass Fudge Clot
Chocolate Melanoma
Fried-Pie-On-A-Stick
Sexual Harrassment by Chocolate
Mausoleum of Marzipan

PC Plodding. said:
Saturday, October 18, 2008 @ 4:27 PM

Well at least you are Googling at testicles in the privacy of your own home. A cock on a stick is not easy to get anymore, probably something to do with it not being politically correct. In theory to get the photo off of Google you just need to right hand mouse click over it, select "save as" and then save it somewhere on your pc and then just use the image manager in the EOS blog when you want to use the picture to help you upload it.

Also I just remembered, back in Nottingham where I am from, Brussels Sprouts have always been known to me as "Nobby Greens".

Chrissie1 said:
Saturday, October 18, 2008 @ 5:53 PM

Ploddicles.

Thanks I will have a fiddle around with some piccies, when I have tried to do it I did manage to do the 'save as' bit into 'my documents' but the picture some how disappeared into cyberspace, there must be lots and lots of my doodles up there in space. I will have to practice I think.
Brussel sprouts are just called 'nobs' where I am in the depths of Leicestershire.

Keep up the good work and I will try to practice until I feel confident to send you a piccie of something if you dont mind.

Thanks Chrissie