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 Thoughts from Pontevedra, Galicia, Spain: 7 January 2021
07 January 2021 @ 12:08

 Night’s candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops.

Spanish life is not always likeable but it is compellingly loveable. 

- Christopher Howse: 'A Pilgrim in Spain'*  

Covid

Controversy in Sweden. Naturally.

And a surprising report from the normally-hyper-efficient Netherlands

Living La Vida Loca in Galicia/Spain   

A HT to Lenox Napier of Business Over Tapas for this article, in which it's reported that El Tráfico - in its relentless search for new ways to fine drivers - have successfully pushed for an obligation to carry a blue light - costing €24 - to put on the roof of your car, should you stop. But at least this one has a good rationale.

Well, I got 2 boiled sweets and a tiny statue in my Roscón de Reyes yesterday, but no fava bean.

I thought it was of a medieval lady but was informed it was one of the Three Kings. In drag presumably . . .

The UK

The future belongs to the party that can answer the question -  What we must do to make sure lockdowns never happen again?

One immediate answer might be to take a gook look at how Taiwan managed it. 

Meanwhile, Michael Deacon takes a peek into the future, below.

And Effie Deans views Scots Nats as no better than the Trump mob. 

The USA

Will anyone be surprised if the lunatic Trump continues to insist he'll stand for president in 2024 - seriously damaging the prospects of the party he claims to belong to.

Or will he in the - interim - be reduced to the sick joke he really is?

More immediate questions:-

- Can the US heal after these shameful scenes?

- Can the GOP reclaim the moderate majority who will have been appalled by the desecration of the Capitol?

Spanish

Big argument between me and my Spanish friends last night as to whether the last E in esperaré is pronounced exactly the same way as the first two. Research established that the reason is that the Spanish E is midway between the English Es of 'bed' and 'café'. So, Spaniards 'mouth' the 3 Es in the same way but Anglos - and my Dutch friend - tend to hear both of the English Es -  the ‘bed’ one first twice and then the ‘café’ one at the end. Well, that's my view and I'm sticking to it! As in Iré and Haré, I hear a more 'acute' E . . . 

En passant . . . It's said to be hard for English speakers to master the Spanish E, being between both of theirs. Different mouth architecture . . .

Finally . . .

Simply can’t be ignored . . .

THE ARTICLE 

Fear not, folks! Boris says just another 47 lockdowns to go

We appear to be caught in an endless cycle, so let's take a step back – or is it forward? – and imagine the world in 30 years' time: Michael Deacon

The year is 2051. At the age of 86, Boris Johnson is now in his fourth decade as Prime Minister. Unfortunately, however, his premiership continues to be dogged by a familiar problem. On the first Monday evening in January, he instructs a TV camera crew to set up their equipment a minimum two metres from his desk, and prepares, once again, to address the nation…

“Folks! You join me on a major occasion for our country. A milestone in our great island story. An extraordinary landmark in our history.

“Because I can hereby confirm that, as of midnight tonight, the United Kingdom will be entering a world-beating 50th national lockdown.

“Naturally, I appreciate that this news may come as a disappointment. I know that many of you were hoping that the third lockdown would be the last. Certainly the fourth. Or at least the fifth, the sixth, the seventh, the eighth, the ninth, the 10th, the 20th, the 30th or the 40th. Or indeed the 43rd, the 44th and the 45th, which, in a radical but vain attempt to fox the virus, we imposed simultaneously.

“However, I wish to take this opportunity to reassure you. This latest lockdown is definitely going to be our last. Categorically. Unequivocally. Fear not, folks: I’ve got a good feeling about this one. Fiftieth time lucky! The half-century’s the charm!

“Of course, I do accept that previous lockdowns have not been entirely successful. For example, the firebreak. And the circuit-break. And the firewall, the troubleshoot, the reboot, the restore-factory-settings, and the try-turning-it-off-and-on-again.

“I also acknowledge that we have not yet fully delivered on previous promises to flatten the curve. Or to squash the sombrero. Or to crush the camel’s hump, scalp the Alps, harpoon the Loch Ness Monster or break Mr Tickle’s arm.

“Nonetheless, I am absolutely convinced that this time we’re going to crack it. One more heave, folks! One last push! The light at the end of the tunnel is now positively dazzling! Why, it’s so bright I can hardly see! And that’s not just because the NHS is so badly overwhelmed that my cataract operation has just been postponed for the 38th month in a row!

“To ensure that this 50th lockdown is our most effective yet, I can tonight announce the introduction of three vital new measures. First, I can confirm that we’ll be enforcing the strictest possible controls at our borders. This will be crucial, given the discovery of the new Faroese variant – which our scientists believe is even more transmissible than the Easter Island variant, the Antarctic variant, the Martian variant, and the Narnian variant.

“Second, I can offer my most solemn guarantee that there will be no repeat of the mishaps that hindered our previous efforts to roll out the vaccine. Again, I can only apologise for the unfortunate misunderstanding that led to us storing 10 million doses of the Pfizer vaccine at 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit in an industrial kiln.

“Third, I have taken on board the various criticisms of Gavin Williamson’s performance as Education Secretary – and then, subsequently, as Health Secretary, Home Secretary, Chancellor of the Exchequer and Deputy Prime Minister. I am very clear that, at a time of national crisis, there can be no room in my Cabinet for ministers who underachieve. Which is why I am now sending Gavin to the House of Lords instead.

“As I’m sure everyone will understand, the decision to impose this 50th lockdown is not one that I have taken lightly. I recognise that the public’s patience will only last so many decades. And I know that you’ve all had to make the most enormous sacrifices. Especially those of you living in Tier 96. It must be incredibly tough, only being allowed out of the cupboard under the stairs for 23 minutes every Tuesday lunchtime.

“I also appreciate that in recent years, home schooling has become particularly challenging for parents. Not least because, owing to the lockdowns imposed during your own childhoods, none of you actually went to school yourselves. It has also, of course, been difficult for your children’s teachers, given that none of them actually went to school either. Which has, regrettably, meant that your children have ended up being set questions that they, you, their teachers and indeed their examiners don’t know the answers to.

“All I can do, once again, is to thank the British people for their astonishing fortitude. I know all too well what so many families have been going through. After all, I myself caught the virus in April 2020. And again in October 2022, May 2025, February 2028, July 2030, November 2033, March 2035, June 2037, August 2041, January 2043, December 2045, April 2047 and September last year.

“To lift our spirits, however, let’s all focus on the incredible party we’ll be able to throw once the virus is finally vanquished. It’ll be like all our Christmases have come at once. You remember Christmas. Christian festival, held annually on the 25th day of December. Traditionally celebrated by members of an extended family congregating for the day in a single household. Viewers under the age of 30 will find more information on Wikipedia.

“At any rate: I’m sure you’ll see what I mean soon enough. Because, with every fibre, vein and corpuscle of my being, I truly believe that this 50th lockdown will work. That’s right, folks – this time, things are going to be different!

“And if not this time, then definitely the next.”

 

* A terrible book, by the way. Don't be tempted to buy it, unless you're a very religious Protestant.



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08 January 2021 @ 06:40

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