Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the jokes section:
A Spanish gentleman went to London and popped into a clothes shop to get some socks. Unfortunately his English was comparable to the typical British Tourists Spanish.
I will like calcetines, he says
The salesman brings out a shirt. No, no, es una camisa. I want calcetines
Out comes a jacket, No, no, es una chaqueta, he says, I want calcetines (points to his feet).
Out comes a pair of trousers. No, no son pantalones, calcetines.
Out comes a pair of shoes.
No, no, no zapatos, calcetines
Eventually out comes a pair of socks.
Ah, says our Spanish gentleman, eso si, que es.
Well if you could blood spell why didn't you say so, says the assistant