Fifty Shades of Oh My Gawd....
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My missus bought a paperback
I had a look inside the bag
T’was "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Well I just left her to it, see,
An hour later, she appeared
Oh the sight filled me with dread!
In her hand she held a rope
She brandished them around a bit
And then began to strip….
Well forty years or so, ago,
But Doris hasn’t weathered well
She’s sixty-eight next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind
Couldn’t be much grimmer…
And things progressed from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer !
She struggled back up to her feet,
Put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her !!!
Now if you knew our Doris, see,
You’d know just why I cringed.
I’d been two months in traction, cos
My hips and knees unhinged.
She stood there nude. All naked, like,
Bent forward quite a bit…. and
Jumping back in fright I went
And stood on her left tit.
Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,
My word. What HAD I done ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out
"Step on the OTHER one !!!"
Well reader, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my dark brown hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
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