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Sobre mi... 55 yrs old, married, working in Gibraltar


Vivo en... Manilva Heights


Me gusta... Sci-Fi, Films, Eating out, Travel


Trabajo de... Elite Operator

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29 May 2011 13:31:

I have had to put up with a barking alsatian for 3 years.  The idiot owners leave it on the terrace from 7 in the morning until 8 at night and it barks at everything that moves.  As you can imagine its bark is extremely loud.  I've complained to the administrators, the vice President,and  the President who have written to and emailed them.  All to no avail they have completely ignored the requests to keep the dog quiet.

Recently my wife and I had 2 weeks off and did nothing but relax.  Relax, that's a laugh.  We had to keep the dorrs and windows shut because it barked non-stop.  On night I was in my garage underneath the house when a bloke on a scooter drove in.  I didn't know if this was the dog owner as I had never before seen him.  I wandered up the garage and sure enough he parked in the relevant houses garage.  I asked him in pigeon Spanish if the dog was his and he said it was.  I asked him why did he let it bark all day, every day and he said (in English) that if I didn't like it I should f**k off back to England.  He carried on with racist comments and I started arguing with him.  The next thing I knew was he smashed me over the head with his crash helmet which knocked me to the ground. BTW I'm 59 and he is about 28.  Whhen I got up I had to defend myself and hit him square in the mouth.  His wife arrived in their car and tried to run me over.  She went in and called the police who arrived and took our statements while the blood was pouring from my head wound.  The copper told me to get my injuries checked but as it was Maundy Thursday I said where was open?  He PRETENDED to ring a couple of health centres and told me they were closed for the Bank Holiday.  He'd seem ny injuries so I presumed that was that.

The next day 2 coppers turned up on my doorstep saying I'd been denounced and I had to got to the policia after the the bank holiday to make a statement and I had to take my own interpreter  as nobody at the station spoke English.  All this was conveyed to me in perfect English by the way.

When I made my statement my friend translated.  Afterwards I found out that this bitch of a policewoman who took the statement left out the facts that my wife was recovering from cancer and needed peace and quiet, that he had broken my glasses, shealso  said it would go to court but I didn't need a lawyer and that nothing would happen and at worst I'd be fined €300.  I said why and she told me it was because he had denounced me first that I was the guilty party.  She also left out the part where the copper had allegedly rung the health centres.  I asked her had I now denounced him and she assured me I had.  IT WAS ALL LIES!

Apparently, I found out later, I hadn't denounced him at all, also I did need a lawyer, I was immediately considered guily because he made the dununcia first and I could have faced a huge fine plus uo to 1 1/2 years community service.  The police were stitching me up and leading me bt the nose into a trap.  I must have had a 6th sense, probably due to my total distrust of ALL police and I contacted the Costa Advice Bureau who confirmed all the above.

They got me a lawyer and he approached the dog owner and told him I was going armed to the teeth with a legal team and it was going to cost him a lot of money.  However, according to his statement I was waiting for him when he got home, I walked up to him and smacked him in the mouth and thgreatened to shoot him and the dog.  Anyway he had to hire a lawyer who advised hm to drop it which the lying scumbag did.

So a story lies, corruption, violence and racism and all because of a dog and its selfish owners.

But hey guess what?  The dog hasn't barked since apart from a couple of woofs.


 



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26 Mar 2011 22:31:

Morerosardo ** EDITED - Offensive **.  That was a joke.

 I hate cats but I wouldn't really hurt one but come on they are a bl**dy nuisance.  Especially at 3 in the morning when they are whingeing and squealing cos they can't get their leg over!  If we did that we'd be locked up for harassment and stalking and then locked up.LOL.  Then possibly castrated.

 



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26 Mar 2011 15:43:

Well Babaol I think you missed the point.  It isn't all that bad which was what I saidand why I'm still here.

The industry I work in still only gives you 4 weeks holiday a year in the UK and forces people to work Bank Holidays for time and a half because they are "allegedly" the busiest times.

Oh and I'm really glad that you didn't miss the annual 3 days of sunshine in Britain LOL.




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26 Mar 2011 15:36:

To be honest during the week I do mostly park along the La Linea front.  The trouble with that is that the buses stop running in Gib at 9pm and my wife, who often works the same shift, is recovering from cancer and can't walk far.  The taxis in Gib are horrendously expensive, even more so if you ring for one, and you have to sit in the back breathing in the drivers smoke and B.O. and wiping the ash off your eyebrows.  That's alright as long as you've got grey hair like me!  Then you have to walk along the La Linea front to your car, possibly in the dark.  I was mugged in La Lineaalong the front by 3 thugs  4 1/2 years ago when I first came here and I don't fancy going through that again.

It isn't always possible to get parked because if the queue is all the way back to the Marina they won't let you pull in to the side to park and most of the parking meters don't work anyway.  Even when the market isn't on infront of the football stadium for some reason they still cordon it off which takes away a lot more parking spaces.

Up until about 3 years ago we used to park on the rough ground opposite the Las Tablas cafe but when the summer fair came 3 years ago they closed it and have never re-opened it.  We would pay about €30's a month for 24/7 parking.  It doesn't make sense that an Ayuntemiento that is bankrupt does away with an easy source of income.




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26 Mar 2011 11:45:

I drive to Gibraltar 5 days a week because I work there. I really don't like the place at all but I have no choice but to go there.  I find the place to be noisy, cramped, dirty and overrun with smelly uninsured scooters ridden by kamikaze pilots.  I work shifts so there is no ideal time to leave for work, but it never ceases to amaze me that the people who are always slagging off the Gibraltarians and the English are the ones causing the traffic congestion at the border as they queue (sorry I mean push in) to get their cheap fags, booze, groceries and petrol!

What you really need before an eight hour day is to queue up for aynthing up to 3/4 hour while every punk in a VW Golf pushes in and threatens you with violence if you object and then the ignoramus' who disguise themselves as Gibraltar customs abuse you if you dare to look at them.  Then you have to spend another 30 minutes trying to find a parking space only to find that every space has been taken by a scooter, or worse than that, you find a parking space in a CAR PARK. only to find that when you return you have a ticket from some little hitler in a peaked cap because they were cleaning the car park that day.  Well they were cleaning your bit not the bit where a Gibraltarian has permanently parked his wreck with a tarpaulin over it so you can't see the registration.

Then finally when you do leave work to go home you have to queue for anything up to 3 hours (my record) because the Guardia Uncivil are in a mood, or on a go-slow, or some prat was caught 12 hours ago with 4 cartons of fags so the whole world has to be searched.

You finally cross the border and are happily travelling along at a very boring 110 KPH while the rest of the world, including the police overtake you only to come across a road-block being controlled by police and soldiers with shotguns, machine guns and alsatian guard dogs.

At last you get home just in time to go to bed ready to do it all over again the next day.

So why do it and what's the difference between here and the U?  Well the sun doesn't shine on the M25 or M1.  The police are just as crooked although they don't have guns.  I get 6 weeks 2 days holiday a year instead of 4 weeks.  All the bars have happy hours lasting from 6 until 9pm and so on:)

I'm glad I got that off my chest I feel much better now.




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