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26 May 2010 12:00 AM by Tony Wragg Star rating. 8 forum posts Send private message

Bet ya all missed me heh.  Been away for a bit.  Tell ya that Wormwood Scrubs is in a nice area.  I took £16,000 off a security van, an when I got caught I said I'd give it back.  But they put me away instead.  Thought not bl**dy right, it worked for Hazel blears and all them other pigs that were at the trough.   Hey cuz (June) thought you were comin to visit.  You'd have liked it there its in a dead posh area.  Ok so compared to my council estate everywhere's posh.  Even the police dogs patrol in packs were I live.

Whats happened while I've been gon?  Paramount or someone buildin a theme park.  Ya kno me an my lot cud get a caraven an pitch it in Condadao.  We'd make a fortune.  Imigine in the summer me missus cud sell flowers an cr*p. Then you'd have all the younguns red hot an lookin for some coke.  Hope that afternoon wind dont blow it all away. An me kids cud sell cold drinks.

Anyway out there next week, Whit week.  It'll b great my kids will have lots of people to play with. Leavin us to get on with som serios drinkin.  Settin off now.  Me, me missus an 9 kids, and me new girlfriend. She's calmed down now since she stopped that cage fightin.

Just gotta get me 3000 watt karoake machine in the van.  Been to Asda an got me cheap ale in before them Tory  (--- edited coz it needed to be, tho we agree with what he said  ---) put the priceses up.  Now where's Love and Hat me two favourite rottwell Rotwill dogs.

See ya all on Monday

 

Tony




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26 May 2010 8:11 PM by shampers Star rating in Warrington & Jardin .... 1057 forum posts Send private message

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Think that should read 'wit week' Tony



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27 May 2010 12:41 AM by Alison&Simon Star rating in Hamilton,Scotland - .... 1102 forum posts Send private message

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Welcome back Tony,

Hope your stay inside was a pleasant one, hope to see but not hear you and the pack in the summer.

Ali



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27 May 2010 10:45 AM by cuz Star rating in Warwickshire and Lo.... 685 forum posts Send private message

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 Tony! You're back! I have missed you, in a strange perverse way!!  I'm sorry I must have misunderstood you when you said you were going away, I thought you were going on holiday, silly me,  I wondered where Wormwood was. 

Are you still looking for somewhere to set up camp?  I noticed there is quite a nice little place just to the right of the road leading in to Condado,  it looks like a small holding but I never see any animals roaming, but nice little stone terrace stables. Would suit you down to the ground.  There's a bit of a smell,  also a lot of flies but,  I'm sure you would love it.  Could be a very des res.

I suppose you are a bit miffed (Been practicing that slang talk of yours)  that the Tories are in power now, and are going to stop a lot of benefits.  How will you manage with all those children?  Still, I suppose now that they are taking away the gift at the birth of a child, it will stop you having more? You may even have to think about looking for employment for you and your wife and/or girlfriend, That would be a novelty.  I remember you said they were kerb crawlers, I'm still not sure what that is and why they would get paid for it??

Have a wonderful time next week, we really must try to get there at the same time,  It's strange that we always miss you.  People will think I'm trying to avoid you.  Tittering out loud.  

Please make sure you let me know when you go "away" again, I'll send you a nice little food parcel, I'll even try to find some of that amusing tobacco that you like.....anyway, must go.

Keep in touch

Love June x



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27 May 2010 11:01 AM by TheQuietMan Star rating in UK and very occasion.... 535 forum posts Send private message

How nice that Tony and his family enjoyed Condado so much last year they want to come back, and we've all been worried that the facilities aren't enough to make holiday makers want to return. Maybe Tony and family could set up next to the travelling fair and gypsy encampment thats going to be based just where the Oasis was planned to be. Sure they'd fit in fine  and they'd be quite close to the Clover- what a time they'll be able to have in there watching the World Cup!!!!



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