19 Jun 2007 9:25 AM:

I think the best joke of all is just one word.  MASA

Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

--------------------------------------

11 Jun 2007 11:10 PM:

Two boys one age 8yrs the other age 5yrs, the 8yr old said we should start swearing. In the morning when we go to breakfast I'll swear first then you swear, OK said the 5yr old. Next morning the mother says to the 8 yr old what would you like for breakfast, Oh shit I,ll have Coco pops. Whack the mother knocks him off his seat and he runs upstairs bawling his eyes out. The mother then asks the 5yr old what he'd like for breakfast he replies well it won't be f--king Coco pops.

Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

--------------------------------------

08 Jun 2007 11:27 PM:

There were two golfers on the golf course (couldn't have been sierra golf) . One of the men pulled out a cigarette and asked his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12inch Bic lighter.Wow, where did you get such a large Bic?. Oh my genie got it for me. Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he. He's in my golf bag. The friend says can I see him? His friend says yes sure! So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie; I am your masters best friend. Would you grant me just one wish.The genie says yes, just one wish. So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back into the bag without saying a word, Pretty soon the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over. He gets real upset and says, what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million bucks, not a million ducks. His friend said to him ,do you really think I asked for a 12inch Bic.

Thread: JOKES PLEASE .. IN HERE

--------------------------------------

13 May 2007 8:05 AM:

Hi all, Yes it would be advisable to use surge protectors

Thread: Any Electricians (or Electricistas) On The Forum?

--------------------------------------

12 May 2007 12:09 PM:

Hi all, I will(with a bit of luck) be occuping Eagle 14-14. I am a fully qualified electrical technician mainly industrial but can offer advice and assistance with domestic issues. The voltage over here is nominally about 230v but it can fluctuate quite a lot. Other than that all your equipment from home will function normally.

Cheers Ray

Thread: Any Electricians (or Electricistas) On The Forum?

--------------------------------------