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My wife has just taken some chicken pieces out of the freezer to cook for our dinner this evening. They were smelling like a basura bin! This is the third time that we have bought chicken from Carrefour, went straight home, put it straight into the freezer,and after withdrawing it with a view to cooking it have had the same result. Shan't buy fresh meat or chicken from them again. When we buy from Iceland, or Eroski we have had no problems with anything.

Now on Chapter 17 of "The Saturday Pledge - Book One", enjoying every single minute of writing it. This part of the trilogy is set in the 70's........ah! Those were the days.

I went to the doctors again today. He said "You've got hypochondria", I replied, "Oh God! Not that as well"

He said I should check regularly for testicular cancer. I said I wouldn't, the last time I did I got arrested. He said "How did that happen?".   I replied, "I was in Tesco's at the time"

I said to my Dad that I was going to become a vegetarian, and wouldn't eat anything that has intelligent life. "I see" said my Dad, "So you'd gladly eat Boris Johnson or George Osbourne"

I see Gordon Ramsey has a new book out, "Take Two Eggs, and F*** Off!"